Obama To Deliver Statement Thursday At 12:15

Talking Points Memo ^ | 8/14/14

[SoFloFreeper]

....Obama will deliver a statement from Edgartown, Mass. on Thursday at 12:15 ...

[cableguymn]

you might want waders.. honestly, I’d get in the boat.

[Cheerio]

I have to sort through my sock drawer and regretfully will miss this 2032nd CALL TO WORSHIP.

[Tennessee Nana]

Do I have time to paint anything ???

watching paint dry is so exciting...

[defconw]

Why oh why won’t he just go play golf and leave us the hell alone?

[W.]

He's gonna let us know the 'Bunch of Grapes' bookstore is no longer accepting web orders for Hillary Rodham Clinton's book Hard Choices. Wonder why not?

[pollywog]

....and with our useless congress, who refuses to take action either, by the time there IS another election IF there is one, we will be so infiltrated with muslims and Islamists, illegals that the return to anything that remotely looks like a Constitutional America will be gone.

[tomkat]

Here's my statement in advance, lawn jøckey :              
             

[noexcuses]

He could be announcing a joint beer summit to settle both the shooting in Missouri and ISIS issues at the same time.... He is a nobel peace prize recipient ya know!

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

He has instituted his Beer Cart Diplomacy.....make statement about some pressing issue when the beer cart girl is making his drink since it is too important to wait for him to make the turn.

[Truth29]

"Someone needs to ask ‘Does it make any difference, at this point, that 9/11 anniversary is less than a month away and ISIS has promised ‘see you in NY’?"

Nope, we are all (or almost all) of us supposed to be terribly surprised when a major attack happens on the 9/11 anniversary ... just like Benghazi.

[butterdezillion]

There is only one announcement I ever want to hear from Obama, and it’s very short. No “uhs” necessary:

“I resign, effective right now.”

[Pearls Before Swine]

How about, “Joe and I resign right now?”

[caww]

So what’s he suppose to be addressing ‘now’...Fox has it he’s going to comment on Iraq and Missouri shortly?

[PapaNew]

Isn’t that where the shark attacked? Is he going to announce it’s safe to back in the water?

[dfwgator]

Did another actor die?

[caww]

Confusing as Fox says he’s speaking within the hour.....

[RightGeek]

Hey, everyone! I got a hole in one!

[Charles Martel]

From which tee? Or the clubhouse?

Perhaps he's squeezing this in right before playing the back nine (double entendre intentional).

[butterdezillion]

That would be even better.

[PA-RIVER]

Maybe some readings from the Koran.

Roosevelt had fireside chats. Maybe he will start Islamo “kill the jew” genocide chats.