Has Kim Jong-Un lost control of North Korea? Pyongyang is on lockdown and nation's former

UK Daily Mail ^ | October 3, 2014 | Ted Thornhill

[AppyPappy]

Poisoned. He got sloppy.

[UCANSEE2]

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Mystery Over North Korean Leader Fuels Health Rumors

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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un ‘has illness’

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3208193/posts
Kim Jong Un hasn’t been seen for weeks and no one is quite sure why

[Stevenc131]

I guess tying folks to posts and dropping mortar shells on their heads failed to improve morale?

[tumblindice]

Nice jahoobies! Someday I'm gonna have to have a long talk with that boy.

[JPG]

now known as Kim Boi George

[Polyxene]

.......... or maybe Long Duck Dong............

[Fred Hayek]

Here is my cynical take:
Kim’s illness is a ploy. See who says something like when will he croak and things get better. Surprise, Kim miraculously recuperates, and a new purge is on!
It has happened before when Kim Jong Il was ill. Flush out the disloyal ones and off to the camps.

[BigIsleGal]

Ebola?

[Obadiah]

They ran out of Twinkies!!!

[elcid1970]

The Norks have decided that there’s Sum Ting Wong.

Even the DPRK generals are skinny. Tired of eating their medals I guess.

[Billthedrill]

He isn't sick, he's just ronery. That can get to a feller, even an apotheosis of animal sexuality such as Kimmy.

It's good advice that if you have a dictatorship to run, don't start executing your staff, but if you do start, don't stop.

[UCANSEE2]

Ebola?

I doubt it.

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[BigEdLB]

I remember a scene from the Richard Dreyfuss movie, "Moon over Parador". Dreyfuss' character was in a freezer and shown the body of the old dictator, and asked if he would be interested in playing the role of the dead frozen man.

The North Korean Generals are looking for someone to play the role of Kim Jung-un. They decided against Jackie Chan because he is too old and too skinny.

[lurk]

A really big dysfunctional household, with all the drama that comes with it.

[UCANSEE2]

IF he has any type of virus, it is more likely to be DENGUE FEVER.

I suspect it is something he got from his ‘lifestyle’.

[Pecos]

Great movie.

[PATRIOT1876]

Is Kim Jong-Un dying from a fatal case of stupidity?

Is he extremely weak from wishing people in the cornfield?

[WayneS]

A former North Korean counter-intelligence officer has claimed that Kim Jong-Un is no longer in control of the nation and is now just a 'puppet leader'.

A puppet? That would explain why he seemed to be having trouble walking the last time he was seen in public - he had someone's hand up his backside...

[lacrew]

I have seen documentaries that provide a glimpse of what it is like there. Famine and very cold temperatures are a terrible combination.

I have been to South Korea - it is an industrialized nation with modern cities. Its absurd that the North is stuck in a time warp.

[BigEdLB]

Kimmy III was abducted