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Ewe: Fresno State student arrested in sheep sexual assault
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | November 14, 2014 | By Kale Williams

Posted on 11/15/2014 10:00:45 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer

A Fresno State University student is facing sexual assault charges and a sheep is being monitored by veterinarians after a bizarre incident at the Central Valley school, ABC7 Los Angeles reported.

What is being referred to as the “sheep incident” has shaken up Fresno State after a student heard noises coming from a barn and found a 23-year-old man having sex with one of the ewes.

The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm, but offered up no other defense of his actions.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: beer; napl; sheep
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1 posted on 11/15/2014 10:00:45 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

The Gay Sheep Alliance will be taking the college to court!


2 posted on 11/15/2014 10:01:51 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Can’t wait to see what sort of comments this article draws...........


3 posted on 11/15/2014 10:01:52 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Baaaaaaad boy!


4 posted on 11/15/2014 10:02:35 AM PST by IronJack
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

He should have pleaded innocent by way of Islam.


5 posted on 11/15/2014 10:02:51 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: GeronL

Your a baaaa man... a very baaaa man


6 posted on 11/15/2014 10:03:04 AM PST by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

My husband is a proud alum. So far as I know, however, he did not hang out in the sheep barn. I’m looking forward to his take on this incident.


7 posted on 11/15/2014 10:03:49 AM PST by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

That swirling toilet bowl known as modern civilization speeds up a bit.


8 posted on 11/15/2014 10:04:25 AM PST by bubbacluck (America 180)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
EWE!
9 posted on 11/15/2014 10:04:44 AM PST by texas_mrs
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Why are you laughing at me? What I got the ugly one


10 posted on 11/15/2014 10:04:53 AM PST by al baby (Hi MomÂ…)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

“... is being monitored by veterinarians...”

Just give it the morning after pill. Should be fine...


11 posted on 11/15/2014 10:04:58 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: tophat9000

Old joke

Hey do you know how to make a “U” turn?

No but i know how to make her eyes roll!


12 posted on 11/15/2014 10:05:54 AM PST by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: tophat9000

I am the blah sheep of FR


13 posted on 11/15/2014 10:06:00 AM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
I understand that he had John Denver's Thank God I'm A Country Boy playing for mood music!
14 posted on 11/15/2014 10:06:12 AM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Ah, yes... another classic case of agricultural vandalism.


15 posted on 11/15/2014 10:06:23 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

The rather rude, adult themed “Thanks, Smokey!” on YouTube. Subject matter NSFW, but funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE


16 posted on 11/15/2014 10:06:23 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

But, would Laz????


17 posted on 11/15/2014 10:06:37 AM PST by texas_mrs
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Please click here for this California Special Interest license plate : “Where the Sheep Are Nervous”

https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/dmv/?1dmy&urile=wcm:path:/dmv_content_en/dmv/pubs/brochures/fast_facts/ffvr11#specialplatefees


18 posted on 11/15/2014 10:06:50 AM PST by CreviceTool (A Good Samaritan with a handgun saved my life...)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
"Ewe'll never know, how much I love ewe..."

There's an old joke about a guy going into a pub, and strikes ups a conversation with a Scot.

The Scot says, "See that bridge out the window? I built it, but do they call me 'MacGregor the Bridge-Builder'? Not on your life."

This here pub that the two of us are drinking in, I built it, but do they call me 'MacGregor the Pub-Builder'? No they don't!"

"But if you [Frenso-State] one sheep..."

19 posted on 11/15/2014 10:08:16 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: married21

Everyone has their little secrets...Watch for Woolite stains.


20 posted on 11/15/2014 10:08:23 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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