General Mills Company to honor Michael Brown [Satire]

dfu via tinypic and General Mills ^ | 11-25-14

[doug from upland]

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY:

[dfwgator]

Ho Ho Ho

[cripplecreek]

Bang Bang Bang

Green Giant.

[goldstategop]

No collard greens?

Of course, that’s wacist!

YOU ARE being politically correct.

[Cicero]

I’d boycott them, but as good Vermonters we already don’t eat any of that prepared stuff.

[dayglored]

[goldstategop]

Fried chicken with waffles and watermelon.... well you mustn’t be ethnically insensitive.

[dayglored]

I dunno about the “For a Limited Time”, since he’s clearly frozen at this point in time....

[MeshugeMikey]

LOVE THAT CONCEPT!

[cynwoody]

Keep frozen?

Is that really necessary at this point?

[Sarah Barracuda]

LOL don’t forget the Cigarello’s LOL or whatever the heck they are called

[Cicero]

Well, we’re working on a turkey right now, but one of my sons has a bunch of chickens running around the yard. We’ll fry or roast one any day now.

[Slyfox]

[DoughtyOne]

Looked like Broc-o-lie to me.

[bobby.223]

Remember The Kingsmen’s ‘Jolly Green Giant’ AM hit from 1964 or ‘65?

[bigmak007]

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[jyro]

thug cupcakes

[dfwgator]

There’s a lady I know
If I didn’t know her
She’d be the lady I didn’t know.

And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some broccoli
She brought it home.

She’s chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli
Chopping broccoli

She’s chopping broccoli
She’s chopping broccoli
She’s chop.. ooh!
She’s chopping broccola-ah-ie!

[clearcarbon]

Broccoli Cuts? Not likely.
Frozen ground or shredded
cannabis is more appropriate.

[editor-surveyor]

Poison their food, poison their minds.

Thank you Mystery Babylon!
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