Announcing Kwanzapalooza

MeshugeMikey | December 9, 2014 | meshugemikey

[shibumi]

I'm Sorry.

I apologize to the whole Kwanzaa loving world.

I just imagined that part about the battery and jumper cables.

Guess I got carried away.

But you can still use the battery to light up thr Kwanzaa Shrub. Or marijuana plant. Or whatever that thing is.

[MeshugeMikey]

sumbuddy gonna try to burn kwanza down?

[MeshugeMikey]

bring sumbuddy elses...”own” beer....?

[MeshugeMikey]

White Privilege created kwanza.....

the CIA and BUSH of course....paid Ronny Karenga,,,,,,/s

[MeshugeMikey]

..let us much not diss kwanza.....

[MeshugeMikey]

now DAT is sum HILEEE Colorful Stuff!

[45semi]

Be Careful though...
I heard there was an ask murderer on the loose, prowling da hood!

[Brother Cracker]

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahaha Oh KNOW

let all get ouruh tickets earl lee

[SZonian]

[MeshugeMikey]

I can only imagine!

[SZonian]

Great thread though!

[CWCoop]

Here is the REAL story of the lie that is Kwanza.:

http://www.publiusforum.com/2013/12/21/kwanzaa-con-fake-holiday-created-rapist-torturer/

[MeshugeMikey]

Im all to familiar with the lie that is Kwanza. My favorite bit of Kwanza Lore is Albert Sharpton's commenting that "kwnaza" would "Dewhitify" Christmas

[Rodamala]

[The Duke]

EVEN_THUGS_NEED_A_HOLIDAY_PING!

Swisher Sweets all around!

[MeshugeMikey]

[Iron Munro]

K w a n z a a C l a w s

I’m Dreaming Of A Bright Kwanzaa

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
With the flames all a'flickering
And bright red wax be dripping
By white lines of snow all in a row

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seven candles burning low
And the dope smoke a-drifting
Makes our heads all go spinning
While the Big Choomer is sniffing
A couple righteous lines of blow

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
And one candle, we all know,
Burns for each of the great
Seven mystery states
Where Barack Obama has yet to go

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
With every candle lit each night
And another year of illegal immigration
With some solemn meditation
And generous reparations
Plus lots of fried chicken for all to eat

I'm dreaming of a bright Kwanzaa
So I can watch the candles all a-flame
And the little chi'rens singing
And the fed'ral gub'ment bringing
Free Kwanzaa stuff to my crib

And to all my many mooching Homies.....

[Iron Munro]

Don't forget the “Lot ‘o Lard” brand pomade.

Dixie Peach was the hot ticket back in the day.

That was before all the black ladies had natural long, straight, blonde and red hair.

[MeshugeMikey]

ahaahahahah HO HO HO.....!!!