Posted on 01/27/2015 2:05:58 PM PST by Kaslin
RUSH: I have a couple global warming stories that are gonna blow your mind. Let me say what both of them are.
The State Department now wants to use Disney's Frozen series to teach kids about global warming. The State Department. It's a hoax! Man-made global warming is a fraud. There isn't any. The second story involves, we're back to polar bears, and this time the polar bears are threatened, but in a very unique and, well, shall we say tertiary way. In the old days the polar bears were threatened when Algore was running around talking to everybody. The polar bears were threatened because all the ice is melting at the North Pole where these cute, lovable, huggable little things live, right?
They got these fraudulent, lying pictures of little polar bears, big polar bears on small sheets of ice, and we were told that they were barely surviving as the giant North Pole was melting. And it was a fraudulent photo. The people that took the photo knew it was fraudulent. Algore knew it was fraudulent. Nothing was melting. Those are ice floes that polar bears play on and seek refuge on. They can swim 60 freaking miles in the ocean at the North Pole.
They can swim 60 miles in water that is technically below freezing. Every day. And sometimes they need to rest, you know, like Mark Spitz did or whoever, so they get on one of these ice floes and an environmentalist will take a picture, "Look at that! Look at that! Poor bear here is about to perish because of the ice in the North Pole." The kids go home and get on their parents for driving the wrong kind of cars and so forth.
Well, the second story in the Stack is now global warming, I kid you not, is threatening polar bear penises. Yep, yep, got it right here coming up before your very eyes and ears on today's program. Global warming threatens polar bear penises. And of course if polar bear penises go extinct, then there's what? (interruption) Ha-ha, that's exactly right, no more polar bears unless Planned Parenthood gets involved, and some liberal organization to save the polar bears decides to start -- (interruption) Don't laugh.
There are more polar bears now than 50 years ago. I would say that since they somehow managed to survive the Medieval Warming period, they’ll find a way this time.
IF you can live well at the North Pole..YOU CAN LIVE ANYWHERE..
A.N.Y.W.H.E.R.E........
No No No! you see, it’s Global Warming that has caused Polar Bears to mate like rabbits over the decade, and thats why we have 87 million polar bears on the north and south pole.
The only thing that will stop the climate change scam is a 999 octillion ton glacier sitting on top of Chicago.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
This shrinkage thing is going to be bad news for Shamanic medicine.
The idiots think that they're working on it.
With warmer weather, there will be more food for algae, the base of the biological pyramid that feeds the food chain polar bears need to survive.
“How do les-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?”
You forget that a messiah has occupied the White House for many years now and that the Progressive movement is filled with cosmically brilliant, superior beings who know things that the masses don’t and who exert influence on the universe itself in a way that can never be understood by a knuckle-dragging, bible-thumping, gun-loveng Christian moron. Ya know? See?
IMHO
LOL!!!
“LOL”
It’s so ridiculous but absolutely, unfortunately, true.
:-)
IMHO
When did they make it to the South pole?
I have always loved Ripley’s “Believe it or not” but in this case I choose or not;>)
When the North Pole melted. but Al Gore said it was going to melt, right?
Haven’t you heard? Global Warming has driven both the Arctic penguins and the Antarctic polar bears to extinction. Its effects are absolutely devastating to biodiversity. /s
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