Posted on 04/08/2015 10:39:14 AM PDT by elhombrelibre
What you wrote is funny, but also true. Harry has done more harm to America than Larry.
You got one too many "m's" on that last word.
Don't forget Mary, who was to marry Berry, but was too hairy for Sherry, who was wary of taking a ferry to bury Mary in the first place!!!
So Harry’s brother has beat him up two times?
In “Casino” the corrupt gaming official character had the initials “H.R.” and was played by Tom Smothers. You connect the dots. Most of the main characters in the movies were accurately based on real people like Tony Spilotro, Lefty Rosenthal, Alan Glick. The “pain in the ass” real estate lady who was wacked in her house was Tamara Rand in San Diego. That is still an “unsolved murder”.
“......it missed my temple by just a little tiny bit...”
That is so very unfortunate.
Cant wait till we can call him GONE!
I have my own theory:
Harry was having a sexual masochistic encounter with his twenty something toy boy and it got out of hand.
Harry has a great appreciation for directing lies and deceit towards others, I’m sure this theory as well as all others accommodates his sadistic appreciation.
Whatever the cause of his injuries they were not enough to pay for the harm inflicted on our society and political system.
"Yesterday, President Clinton underwent a two hour operation to repair damage to his knee suffered in a fall while visiting in Florida at the home of professional golfer Greg Norman. Many were surprised to hear that the two were on friendly terms since Greg Norman had once threatened that if he ever caught Clinton with his wife again he'd smash his kneecap with a 5-iron."
-- Weekend Update with Norm McDonald, SNL
Harry Mason Reid was born in Searchlight, Nevada, on December 2, 1939. He was the third of four sons born to mother Inez Orena and father Harry Vincent Reid, a miner who committed suicide in 1972.
http://www.biography.com/people/harry-reid—21032035#synopsis
Larry, 73, and Harry, 75, are the two survivors of four brothers. Their older brother, Donald, died in 2013 at the age of 85, and another brother, Dale, has also passed away.
http://heavy.com/news/2015/02/larry-reid-harry-reids-brother-dui-arrest-weapon-nevada-age-charges/
As long as someone did...WHAT DIFFERABCE DOES IT MAKE!
Anthony Weiner suggests that his cell phone was hacked to send lewd photos, and immediately the MSM asks if the FBI investigated how a Congressman's phone could be hacked.
The outgoing Senate Majority Leader looks like he was beaten nearly to death during the mid-term recess he just lost, and... yawn...
-PJ
Reid was born in Searchlight, Nevada, the third of four sons of Harry Vincent Reid, a miner who committed suicide with a gunshot to the head in 1972 at age 58 when Harry was 32 years old, and Inez Orena (Jaynes) Reid, a laundress.[4][5] His paternal grandmother was an English immigrant from Darlaston, Staffordshire. Reid's boyhood home was a shack with no indoor toilet, hot water, or telephone.[4][6] Since Searchlight had no high school, Reid boarded with relatives 40 miles away in Henderson, Nevada to attend Basic High School,[4] where he played football, and was an amateur boxer.[7]
Reid (who was raised agnostic) and his wife (who was born to Jewish immigrant parents and grew up in Henderson) converted to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints while he was a college student.[4] In a 2001 interview he said, "I think it is much easier to be a good member of the Church and a Democrat than a good member of the Church and a Republican." He went on to say that the Democrats' emphasis on helping others, as opposed to what he considers Republican dogma to the contrary, is the reason he's a Democrat.[80] He delivered a speech at Brigham Young University to about 4,000 students on October 9, 2007, in which he expressed his opinion that Democratic values mirror Mormon values.[81][82]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reid#Early_life.2C_education.2C_and_early_career
the third of four sons <--- I can find nothing about the other two...
Come now Harry came home drunk, and his wife hit him with a frying pan and a rolling pin. Come now Harry, “you’se know better than as worthless Mormon to take the crap that a black man is striving to do to you.’ Yes, wifey, but why did you hit me twice. Come now Harry, ‘you’se had every opportunity to get rid of the this black man with a negilible dialect, and you’se squandered it for time immemorial.
Harry was the third of four boys. His mother came into
the marriage with two boys, their father was Aldro
Toleman Garner from Utah.
Don Reid (Garner) ½ brother 1928
Dale Reid (Garner) ½ brother 1930
Harry Reid (Named after father 1939
Larry Reid 1940
http://doublebirthorder.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-double-birth-order-of-senator-harry.html
There is probably a huge line of people that would like to do the same.
Looking at the tale of tape, it seems that Larry has about a hundred pound weight advantage on Harry.
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