Skip to comments.Vodka truck ends up in tree after crash on I-95 video
Posted on 04/23/2015 5:40:27 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. Road crews spent hours cutting a delivery truck out of a tree Wednesday afternoon. The truck came down next to the northbound lanes of Interstate 95 near the Old St. Augustine Road exit near Baptist Medical Center South.
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The driver was a recovering alcoholic maybe??
>> near Baptist Medical Center
You can’t make this stuff up.
Looks like a horrible accident, Swampy.
What’s behind the seat sir?
Uh, the whole rest of the truck.
That has to be the most horribly written “news” article to date.
>>>> near Baptist Medical Center
>>You cant make this stuff up.
I don’t understand the point you are trying to make.
Baptists and Vodka are generally thought not to mix.
Maybe the gag is lamer than it seemed to be while I was typing it out. :-)
:: Troopers say the truck hit some sort of divot and went airborne. ::
Elin Nordegren was unavailable for comment.
>>Baptists and Vodka are generally thought not to mix.
>>Maybe the gag is lamer than it seemed to be while I was typing it out. :-)
OK I get it now.
But baptists and vodka do go well together since vodka looks like water and doesn’t sweat out with an alcohol smell. :-)
Road crews spent hours cutting a delivery truck out of a tree...and work crews from all over Jacksonville rushed to the crash site to help.
Old joke my Great grandma used to tell (she was a devout Baptist)
There are three truths in life:
1. Jewish people do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3.Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
Reminds me of an evening back in college, a bunch of us were watching TV in the lounge, inculding a couple of RA's. A friend of mine comes into the lounge with a full Vodka bottle, and is taking large drinks out of it.
Turns out he had filled it with water. The RA"s couldn't do anything, because a bottle fileld with water was not against the rules, even if it said "Vodka".
Grandma nailed that one!
For the love of God...
Someone please tell us the vodka is ok.
***Road crews spent hours cutting a delivery truck out of a tree Wednesday afternoon.***
Wonder how many relief crews they had to call in after the first crew got drunker than hooter’s cat!
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