Campaign 2.0: "Jeb Can Fix It" Flops Hard

Legal Insurrection ^ | 11/3/15 | Amy Miller

[ProudFossil]

Reminds me of the John McCain campaign. I still contend he only wanted to show he could get the nomination. After that he didn’t give a damn.

[hinckley buzzard]

Don't these high priced consultants use polls, or focus groups or something to test this crap before letting it fly? What possible aggregation of voters would have found this an effective slogan? I can't imagine.

I suspect this will be the epitaph of a stillborn campaign.

[fhayek]

Hey is that a woody?

Nah, I just have a gun in my pocket.

[SE Mom]

I thought so for awhile. I’ve changed my mind. I think he doesn’t want it, but I think people who are very important to him (for various reasons) DO. There’s something not right about Jeb these days. I don’t mean in any political sense. Mentally.

[proxy_user]

Hehe! That’s one way to make Jeb look like a normal guy.

[FourPeas]

The ad campaign means he can “fix” the USA.

First, Bush needs to show he can “fix” his anemic campaign.

Because right now Bush’s campaign resembles a cat who has been “fixed.”

[DoughtyOne]

What? LOL = :^)

[Jack Hydrazine]

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
Jeb can fix it
Before the cream sets out too long
Jeb can fix it
When something's goin' wrong
Jeb can fix it

Now fix it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To fix it
Fix it good!

When a good time turns around
Jeb must fix it
He will never live it down
Unless he fixes it
No one gets away
Until he fixes it

He says fix it
Fix it good!
He says fix it
Fix it good!

[JediJones]

More like he was hamstrung by the idea that criticizing Obama would make him look racist. The same thing the entire GOP establishment thinks.

[Awgie]

How shallow, how trite, how insulting. Jebby Bubble Boy Bush thinks the only thing he is lacking in order to impress and inspire the little people in fly over country, is a clever slogan.

I can't imagine how anyone could be more out of touch and out of sync with voters then Jebby Boy. Just keep trying different slogans Jebby, when you come up with he right one, millions of people will fall at your feet.

[Red in Blue PA]

Jeb’s campaign is almost like a bad SNL skit.

And to the Bush staffers, that is NOT a good thing.

[C. Edmund Wright]

seriously, the estab consultants are indeed this dumb....I’ve worked with them. It’s astonishing how many stupid people have tremendous influence in DC. Scary.

[JediJones]

[Skybird]

Wipe that “L” (for loser) off your forehead and surrender now Jebbers!!

You’ll be a lot happier person doing, “...all of the COOL things that you could be doing now.”