The Rush Limbaugh Show, M-F, 12noon-3PM, WOR-AM, Wednesday, March 9th, 2016.

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[Carriage Hill]

Happy Hump Day!

[MNJohnnie]

kip to comments.
We are going to have a great candidate and we’re going to crush Hillary in the election!
March 5, 2014 | Jim Robinson

Posted on 3/5/2016, 6:03:33 PM by Jim Robinson

Folks, we need to keep our eye on the prize and settle down. We are going to have a great pro-America candidate whether it’s Cruz or Trump, and we’re going to crush the godless America-hating Marxist/fascist felon, Hillary Clinton, in the general election! And that’s just a fact.

And that’s the bottom line.

We are finally going to secure our borders and start helping repatriate the illegal aliens to Mexico or where ever they came from. And we’re going to tighten up and start enforcing our immigration laws, including ending sanctuary cities and possibly ending anchor babies. Both of our leading candidates agree on that.

And we’re going to repeal Obamacare, cut taxes, cut spending, cut regulations, cut the government, cut the debt, cut the global balonyism, cut the P/C crap. We’re going to cut the EPA, cut the education dept, cut a whole lot of unconstitutional stuff out of the federal government and let the states control education and other issues that the constitution reserves to them. Both of our guys agree on that.

We’re going to pay more attention to trade deals and get better deals for American industry and American workers for a change. We’re going to bring back capital, bring back manufacturing, bring back jobs! Cutting taxes, cutting government, rolling back regulations and replacing socialism with capitalism will see to a booming Reaganesque economy and that will generate prosperity and jobs. Cruz, Trump and all of us agree on all of that.

We also agree that we want pro-life, pro-family, pro-constitution, pro-America judges. Both our candidates agree with us on that.

We also want to rebuild our military and make it the most powerful force for peace and defense on the planet. We emphasize peace through strength and do not use our military for nation building or social engineering. We understand it’s for blowing the crap out of terrorists and war mongers who wish to do us harm. And both of our candidates are on board for that.

Hillary stands for the exact opposite on all of the above!!

This primary is going to be over soon and we’re all going to have to make a decision. No matter whether Cruz gets it or Trump, we must unite behind OUR candidate and the AMERICAN side and do all we possibly can to get him elected and send the unindicted felon and all around America-hating, liberty-hating traitor, Hillary Clinton to her well deserved next term—in jail.

I say we drop the vitriol against each other and against our leading candidates as of now. We’re only serving to harden the hearts of our natural allies against us and from this point forward, the hit pieces will not change minds or votes, but will possibly feed the enemy propaganda machine.

Lighten up and bring some joy back into our lives and peace on our board.

We’re among friends here.

Thank you all very much.

God bless.

[LonePalm]

First? Top Ten?

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[equaviator]

Not only is it Hump Day today, it’s also Trump Day in the Great State of Michigan!

[miss marmelstein]

Let’s see if the Mets game doesn’t cut in. Hate that!

[Artcore]

Looking forward to Rush’s take on Trump’s 3-state victory last night.

[Artcore]

I’m also curious about Rush’s take on Cruz being okay with a contested convention.

[LachlanMinnesota]

Anyone know if Obama is going to Nancy Reagan’s funeral?

I assume he will be making some respectful comments.

[Artcore]

Anyone know if Obama is going to Nancy Reagan’s funeral?

I assume he will be making some respectful comments.
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He’s skipping; Michelle is going. Maybe that’s protocol?

[RightGeek]

Of course not. He’s going to music festival. http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/barack-obama/obama-skip-nancy-reagan-s-funeral-attend-south-southwest-n534901

[LachlanMinnesota]

Must have another important engagement

[LS]

The two establishments are unifying . . . as we have all predicted it would.

[MNJohnnie]

Contested is different from Brokered. Contested means he and Trump fight it out at the convention.

Bokered means the GOPE pick someone despite the will of the voters for Cruz or Trump

[rightwingintelligentsia]

No, he’s going to some hipster festival—South by Southwest or some such thing.

[Artcore]

Contested is different from Brokered. Contested means he and Trump fight it out at the convention.

Bokered means the GOPE pick someone despite the will of the voters for Cruz or Trump
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Yes, I’m interested in rush’s thoughts on this.

[LachlanMinnesota]

Well, those attending probably are ok with that. If he was there, it would be all about him.

[heights]

“Looking forward to Rush’s take on Trump’s 3-state victory last night.’

Simple: Rush will see it as a Great Victory ...for Cruz.

[Ingtar]

A contested convention is one where the candidates involved fight it out, and back room deals by the establishment do not. It is not a brokered convention where the “powers that be” pull all the strings to nominate their candidate.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Like Scalia, Ovomit is NOT going to her funeral.