Posted on 03/14/2016 6:03:33 PM PDT by angelcindy
“Lamentations of the women” level whupping.
Does anyone have happy prancing pony boy Rubio in pink that they could post? I’m taking a break from doing taxes and it’s grim, could use a laugh
LOTS OF PICS — of Micro Roboto with MISTRESS
[ can someone make pics for FR ]
Uh, no...more like he's just trying as best he can for he and his supporters to have fun and be enthusiastic for one last day like most candidates do, and hoping in the back of his mind something good for him happens, which isn't likely...you know, like most candidates office say to their supporters before an election declaring they will win - regardless of how unlikely it is. You act like this is something new when it comes to politicking.
Hotsie Totsie! “Lobbyist”.
There was steam coming off my screen!
Ohkaaaay ... Thanks.
This is Lazpingworthy. See #62 Master Po.
And you say trumpbots can’t stand losing? Holy crap man, pot meet kettle. Both sides have crazies and don’t look now but you’re one of them!
“I can hardly wait to see it...”
I will be shocked when “Lil’ Marco’ comes in 3rd place in his own damned state, and not have the sense or good judgement to spare himself the political embarrassment that will likely be a career-killer.
‘Lil’ Marco’ label stuck, didn’t it?
Lil’ Marco!
LOL!
And who would that be?
What Trotskyite plans are on the horizon?
The GOPe power is diminished. They are being held hostage and we know it. Mitt told us when he held a rally to rail against Trump. We knew right then our power.
Rubio: Tomorrow We Will Shock the Country
I wonder what that would be?
Hmmmm... let me guess.
* Rubio will announce he is bi-sexual. And so is Lindsey Graham.
* He forgot to register to vote.
* His name actually isn’t Rubio. It is Beavis. But you can call him Rubio.
* He has only one testicle.
* He has a relative who picks grapes at Trump’s vineyards in Virginia.
* He owes a serious amount of money in late fees and violations for illegally using a pet monkey as part of a street side show back in 1990 in the Miami Beach Boardwalk.
* And he is being sued for an disclosed amount of money by the son of an elderly female West Miami resident who died after eating bacteria laced ice cream sold by Rubio from an bicycle powered ice cream cart back in 1991.
* He discovered on Ancestry dot com that he isn’t actually Cuban. He is actually half Puerto Rican and half Jewish. And that he is converting to Judaism if he loses Florida, but not if he wins Florida.
* He actually did work as a bellhop at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach but only for one month and was fired.
* He thought he smoked pot after a basketball game at the University of Florida, but it actually was catnip and a prank by a fellow student. However, the catnip did have some chemical reaction and he went into a panic attack and grabbed an overweight elderly Dominican lady of African heritage by grasping her breasts and screaming “I’m sinking into the ground! Help me!”, upon which the elderly women screamed back “How dare you, young man!” and she punched Rubio by boxing both his ears repeatedly as Rubio hung on after his knees collapsed, only letting go after police arrived and forcefully disentangled the situation. “I am only letting the public know,” said Rubio, “... because I don’t want to be blamed for trying to incite violence. It was not my fault, it was the catnip.”
So that is what I am guessing he will shock the country with tomorrow. I mean, it has to be something like this, what else could it be? There is nothing else imaginable.
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2016/03/marco-rubio-dominatrix-claims-sex-worker-selling-story/
Little Marco’s Shame: Dominatrix Selling Bombshell Story About Night With Rubio!
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