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Titanic GOP Elite Liner Sinks After Collision with Trump on His Maiden Voyage in Politics
Free Republic ^ | 3/16/2016 | Pocono Pundit

Posted on 03/16/2016 5:06:45 AM PDT by poconopundit

As many as 1,345 journalist, consultant and pundit careers are feared in a YUGE disaster for Wall Street kingmakers. Rescue failed as donor money dried up. The elite pundits abandoned their laptops and clung to their iPhones like life jackets.

Donald J. Trump, a powerful force of Nature has collided with and sunk the Titanic GOP Elite Liner on his maiden voyage in politics.

Hundreds of GOPe journalist, consultant, and pundit careers were lost in the disaster. The tragedy occurred as the privileged GOPe pundits, Washington lobbyists, Silicon Valley moguls, and Wall Street hedge fund managers -- and their significant others -- were partying into the night in the Grand Ballroom of the First Class Cabin.

Tragically, the GOP Elite was warned for many months of the danger by thousands of Third Class passengers, many of whom had personally witnessed the power of Trump's awesome force.

But the GOPe class — believing the Third Class passengers were stupid, uneducated dimwits — refused to heed the warnings, and that's what sadly led to the extraordinary loss of career lives in the Elite Class.

Career Obituaries

The careers of many well-known consultants and pundits are feared to have perished in the disaster.

Prior to the voyage, many of them posed together for a photograph at the foot of the Elite GOPe Liner’s grand staircase.

Those feared lost are from left to right (front row): Mortimer Zuckerman of NY Daily News, blogger Erick Erikson, Charles Krauthammer and George Will of the Washington Post, and William Kristol of the Weekly Standard.

In the back row, they are Dana Loesch and Glenn Beck of TheBlaze, strategist Rick Wilson, Thomas Sowell of National Review, and GOPe advisor Karl Rove.

Trump’s helicopter was dispatched to the scene to search for survivors.

 

 

For some historical perspective, do visit Google Images to see their collection of large images telling the story of the real Titanic tragedy.  I recommend the following image searches:



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1 posted on 03/16/2016 5:06:45 AM PDT by poconopundit
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To: HarleyLady27; smoothsailing; Albion Wilde; DoughtyOne; V K Lee; Jane Long; Yaelle; nopardons; ...
Congratulations to Mr. Trump and his team for a splendid victory yesterday!.  I think we can say that the GOPe pundit and consultant class has been dealt a severe blow.  That's what this article is about. 
2 posted on 03/16/2016 5:07:48 AM PDT by poconopundit (When the people shall become so corrupted as to need despotic government. Franklin, Const. Conv.)
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To: poconopundit

Bravo, well done.


3 posted on 03/16/2016 5:08:52 AM PDT by moovova
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To: poconopundit

It is far to soon to celebrate.

The GOPe doesn’t plan for either Trump nor Cruz to be the nominee—and the current path likely keeps Trump from the first-ballot vote to thwart them.


4 posted on 03/16/2016 5:10:27 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: poconopundit

The article left out Mark Levin.


5 posted on 03/16/2016 5:13:20 AM PDT by TheConservativeBanker
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To: TheConservativeBanker

Was Levin at Sea Island?


6 posted on 03/16/2016 5:15:13 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: poconopundit

Great creativity !


7 posted on 03/16/2016 5:15:29 AM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
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To: poconopundit

Very nicely done!!

Love the Trump iceberg.

Thanks much for the ping :-)


8 posted on 03/16/2016 5:15:56 AM PDT by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: poconopundit
Great!

Nice graphics!


9 posted on 03/16/2016 5:16:28 AM PDT by Bobalu (I'm spitting on my hands, and hoisting the black flag!)
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To: poconopundit

——his maiden voyage in politics——

I would argue that Trump in not on his maiden voyage. Rather , he is like a Mersk container ship, a journeyman vessel that sails along making money

Trump has always been in politics. His involvement is buying political favor for which he pays stingily. He goes along and gets along..... that is the way of American politics.

He is proving that he knows the route well


10 posted on 03/16/2016 5:17:03 AM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....carson is the kinder gentler trump.)
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To: poconopundit

Even with the video evidence to show the former twit from Breitbart, Michelle Fields, to be a liar and now in danger of being prosecuted for filing a false police report, many pundits on FOX and FNB still had to slip in the now unsubstantiated claims she made just as one more jab at Trump. I even heard some assert that Corey was under criminal investigation, most notably in one of Rich Lowery.


11 posted on 03/16/2016 5:18:08 AM PDT by mazda77
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To: combat_boots

No, but he has declared war on conservatives who disagree with him on the choice between Cruz and Trump. He is a rabid anti Trump pundit.


12 posted on 03/16/2016 5:18:37 AM PDT by TheConservativeBanker
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To: 9YearLurker

Nonsense...the GOPee would be perfectly fine with cRuz as nominee. He’s earned his bonafides by melding nicely with the Bushies and by blaming Trump for the leftist rally protesters.


13 posted on 03/16/2016 5:18:49 AM PDT by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: poconopundit

I still say Trump is a stalking horse for Hillary. There is no way she could win with all the baggage and felonious charges of graft against this woman.

Trump has made it possible for her to take the presidency.


14 posted on 03/16/2016 5:19:05 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: poconopundit
Har! Well done!

[Alternate last sentence, if I may:
Trump’s helicopter was dispatched to the scene to carpet bomb the survivors.

15 posted on 03/16/2016 5:21:15 AM PDT by W. (Screw it. Send in the Marines!)
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To: OpusatFR

Way past that tired, old meme.

If you’re still a believer in that BS, GOPee line..it may be time to opusatFR. :(


16 posted on 03/16/2016 5:21:32 AM PDT by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: Jane Long

Oh, he’s on his team in good part.

But no, they’re not going along with that.


17 posted on 03/16/2016 5:27:10 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: Jane Long

Oh, he’s on his team in good part.

But no, they’re not going along with that.


18 posted on 03/16/2016 5:27:13 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: poconopundit
EXCELLENT!
19 posted on 03/16/2016 5:31:01 AM PDT by Road Warrior 04 (Molon Labe! (Oathkeeper))
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To: poconopundit
Nicely done, but I suspect they INTENDED to RAM the Trumpberg.

Stupid, because everybody knows 9/10 of a 'bergs support is out of sight.

20 posted on 03/16/2016 5:31:04 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (America, a Rule of Mob nation)
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