London's first naked restaurant opens..?

Mirror ^ | 06/08/16 | Kirstie McCrum

[Vaquero]

Is it a buffet style restaurant?? Cause they’re gonna need more than sneeze guards.

[Twinkie]

Let’s ASSume the “sophisticated” dining elite will wash &
wipe their butts after defecating. - This is stupid.

[MichaelCorleone]

Have they considered their new neighbors, the ‘refugees’?

[Trillian]

Cops: Collegian Dove Naked Into Garbage Truck
He was on his way there.

[Adder]

EEEWWWWW,,,sittin in somebody else’s butt juice...

soo gross...

[ReaganGeneration2]

Next up: Naked Wal-Marts

[Mr Radical]

Yuk!
It's not just in British restaurants:
Daily Mirror - World Naked Bike Ride brings part of Britain to a standstill
Does anyone really care what they do in private? But when adults strip off in public in front of children, then to me they are perverts, nothing more nothing less. Very few of the cyclists in this article are wearing helmets (no pun intended) which proves their excuse about a road safety protest is a lie.

[Trillian]

This scene in Deuce Bigalow could have definitely used a sneeze guard. I can't imagine what they would have to use for naked people or even what they would sit on.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

They will hand out ass gaskets at the door...

[RAldrich]

Leave your burkas and hijabs at the door. (Wait until the Sharia enforcement police find out.)

[AngelesCrestHighway]

EEEWWWWW,,,sittin in somebody else’s butt juice...? Problem solved...! One at each table!

[Cementjungle]

eating experience, free from the trappings of modern life

No cell phones, candlelight all sounds very nice... but I really don't consider my clothes to be "trappings of modern life". Clothes have been around for a very long time I think.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Next up: Naked Wal-Marts...
THAT would require eye bleach when leaving.

[central_va]

We called those things “ass gaskets” in college.

[Nachoman]

Waiter: “Sir, we’re closed. You need to leave now.”

Customer: “I can’t. I’m stuck to the vinyl seat.”

[Ditter]

This is disgusting!

I used to take life drawing, that means the subjects are nude. There were chairs and pillows in the studio that the models sat on. I would not touch one of those pillows for anything.

[N9841A]

I can see it now, your table is facing the lady with her snatch hanging down like a pee coat sleeve, and you are told that there are no other tables available. Happy dining.

[Ronald_Magnus]

“Here’s the pizza, and HERE’S the pepperoni”.

[riri]

Yeah, I am sensing a clash of the civilizations in London and soon.

[Rockpile]

Are the cooks and other hired hands clothed?