Drones to unleash vaccine-laced M&Ms in bid to save endangered ferrets

Guardian ^ | 7-12-16

[gigster]

rat-infested cities like Detroit, Philly, Berkley, Madistan,etc.... I agree, Those cities are all infested by DemocRATS.

[gigster]

P.S. Maybe they can fly contraceptive-laden drones over those cities dispensing coated Skittles.

[Vinnie]

IIRC the Gov wildlife agency accidentally introduced the plague on the ferrets.They turned some diseased ferrets loose.
Was 10 or so years ago.

[DH]

The proper solution to the problem would have been to have the NRA get a caravan of buses, load them up with a whole bunch of Eddie Eagle trainees and cart them over there to shoot the little prairie dogs to get a lot of “range time” to enhance their skills.

The hunting skills would be advanced to let them have the skill to identify the pests from the Ferrets.

It’s a “win-win” situation.

[T-Bone Texan]

I propose using a trebuchet filled with Tannerite and PCP.

[VaeVictis]

Yeah..... what!? I looked up chocolate for ferret owners and it is rated as a poison they should keep away from their pets....

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Yep. You caught my meaning!

[5th MEB]

Just about every ground squirrel, chipmunk, pack rat, wood rat, white footed field mouse, every type of rabbit, and pika in the state of California is a potential carrier of plague fleas.
Lots of campgrounds and hunting areas have been posted for plague, and we occasionally have a case of active plague reported to the health department.

[familyop]

That’s bad! On the Colorado Rockies at high elevations, only the prairie dogs and striped ground squirrels are carrying it as far as I know. But they’ve overpopulated so much, they transmit it without fleas.