Anchor Mistakenly Announces Death of Hillary Clinton

Mediaite ^ | 13 Sep 2016 | Lindsey Ellefson

[mandaladon]

On Sunday, Hillary Clinton had very public bout of illness. Her supporters and detractors were equally invested in her health and finding out what had happened. ABC7’s Joe Torres did not make that easy for New Yorkers watching the evening news.

“We begin with the breaking news about Hillary Clinton’s death,” he announced at the top of the hour before he and Sandra Bookman plowed on into the discussion on Clinton’s sickness.

Okay. Just to clarify for everyone, Hillary Clinton is not dead. She is alive. She makes her own public appearances. She is very much alive, well, and still the Democratic nominee for President.

[mandaladon]

He's half right!!!

[OKSooner]

He ain’t far from right.

[Michael.SF.]

ABC7 new motto:

Bringing you tomorrow's news today!

[Reno89519]

Are we sure she’s alive? Anyone seen her today?

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[DesertRhino]

That’s just great, now I have to go buy a new bottle of Champagne.

[Viking2002]

That fetid bitch is so crooked, they have to use a corkscrew to bury her.

[bIlluminati]

How would we, the people, know if she is dead? Do you think the campaign would tell the truth? About anything?

She’s just pining for the fjords. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

[Drew68]

She might not be dead but I absolutely loved Hillary's latest National Enquirer cover shot.

LMAO when I saw it on the newsstand.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Nah, she's not dead, she's just resting!

[EEGator]

That is the greatest sentence I have ever read.

[clashfan]

It’s a sign!

[left that other site]

Dead in trespasses and sins.

[beethovenfan]

She’s pinin’ for the fjords !

[faithhopecharity]

well, she’s sure looked pretty dead for quite awhile already

if not for that big guy behind her with the Resurrection-Animation shots....

[atc23]

Even if she were dead - we wouldn’t necessarily know about it - so what difference does it make? Who cares? I for one hope she’s as dead as Julius Caesar

[Zeneta]

Next up?

Hillary Clinton has “successfully” recovered from her recent death.

[Bon mots]

[Kenny]

I’m wondering if Julian Assange’s next release is about Hillary’s health. He’s said it’s going to end her campaign.