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New waters for jobless John Kerry in 17
Boston Herald ^ | November 16, 2016 | Gayle Fee

Posted on 11/16/2016 8:18:35 PM PST by kevcol

Globe-trotting Secretary of State John Kerry will be retiring come January, and now that the wife, Teresa Heinz, has put his two favorite big-boy toys on the market — the $25 million manse on Nantucket and the $4 million yacht Isabel — whatever will the ex-senator do with all his spare time?

“The wife giveth, and the wife taketh away,” said one island wag. “Looks like he’ll have to find a job.”
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Kerry has said he would like to continue to work on global-warming type issues once he leaves the State Department, and with Trump looking to pull out of the Paris climate agreement, there could be ample opportunities within the tree-hugging industrial complex.

Pals also speculate that he’ll do some public speaking and conflict resolution work (whatever that is), and is likely to write a book.

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1 posted on 11/16/2016 8:18:35 PM PST by kevcol
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He is such a putz.


2 posted on 11/16/2016 8:19:52 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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They haven’t done a remake of “Mister Ed” yet.


3 posted on 11/16/2016 8:20:57 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (America sent the adults back to Washington. Sorry snowflakes, spring break is over.)
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He might should just kick back and get to spending John Heinz ‘ money.


4 posted on 11/16/2016 8:20:59 PM PST by boycott (S)
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Hopefully he will be indicted for treason for betraying his country during the Vietnam War.


5 posted on 11/16/2016 8:23:14 PM PST by kaehurowing
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To: kevcol

Maybe he’ll move to Antarctica to avoid globull warming.


6 posted on 11/16/2016 8:24:55 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: kevcol

Trump will be happy to name him ambASSador to Antarctica
(a unique lifetime appointment).


7 posted on 11/16/2016 8:26:11 PM PST by rfp1234 (Hail Obambi, our Deer Leader)
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To: kevcol

Once Mrs Heinz is done with him the old gigolo will hang out on the docks in Florida trolling for little old ladys as the cruise ships come in to dock.


8 posted on 11/16/2016 8:26:31 PM PST by seawolf101 (Member LES DEPLORABLES)
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He can star in yet another remake of the Addam’s family


9 posted on 11/16/2016 8:26:43 PM PST by ari-freedom (The Social Justice War is over and we won!)
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Sure beats Hillary’s appointment to Libya!


10 posted on 11/16/2016 8:27:41 PM PST by ari-freedom (The Social Justice War is over and we won!)
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They need to develop a new medal for his valiant service in RVN, a few rice husks embedded in a rear end would suffice. (’|,)


11 posted on 11/16/2016 8:28:41 PM PST by redcatcherb412
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At 74, why doesn’t he just relax and do nothing any more destructive than his whole career has been? People in MA though probably demand that he remain active.


12 posted on 11/16/2016 8:30:50 PM PST by Theodore R. (Let's not squander the golden opportunity of 2017.)
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He'll still have an endless supply of dimwitted snowflake groupies

13 posted on 11/16/2016 8:31:37 PM PST by ari-freedom (The Social Justice War is over and we won!)
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Antarctica would be cruel for the second JFK; how about Zambia?


14 posted on 11/16/2016 8:32:00 PM PST by Theodore R. (Let's not squander the golden opportunity of 2017.)
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Yea, he can go on a speaking tour and tell the American people that he “served” in Vietnam.


15 posted on 11/16/2016 8:32:42 PM PST by Theodore R. (Let's not squander the golden opportunity of 2017.)
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Looks like some sort of alien feces being expelled by a giant space anus.


16 posted on 11/16/2016 8:35:57 PM PST by Rebelbase (Make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning--Doc Holiday)
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17 posted on 11/16/2016 8:35:59 PM PST by clearcarbon
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Cannot he just go away? His Nantucket home is for sale, Heinz is sold and Nurse “fuzzy Wuzzy” has not been seen in years.


18 posted on 11/16/2016 8:37:47 PM PST by acapesket (all happy now?)
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To: kevcol
He was just scouting out the location for his new penguin ranch.
19 posted on 11/16/2016 8:39:16 PM PST by KarlInOhio (" T'was the witch of November come stealin' " And who could the stealing Witch of November be? Hmm?)
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More like...

The old waters weren't enough
20 posted on 11/16/2016 8:40:00 PM PST by BigEdLB (To Dimwitocrats: We won. You lost. Get used to it.)
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