Posted on 12/11/2016 4:34:22 PM PST by NormsRevenge
Now that Lurch really has the inside track in France I wonder if he could help me buy surplus military weapons there.
I hear that they are in excellent condition, never fired and only dropped once.
Do they smoke hand-rolled, or camels?
Who was the front?
Is that really an honor, or the butt of a joke?
Well you’re talking about a country that made cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal an “Honorary citizen of Paris”.
I’m betting this conversation actually happened this past week.
Mitt Romney: DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?
John Kerry: Does a bear **** in the woods? Does Michelle Obama have fur on her back? Does Reggie Love have a pain in his backside? Am I a lonesome sack of crap who stole rightfully Republican ketchup money? OF COURSE I have Grey Poupon.
Mitt Romney: Well, can I have some?
John Kerry: No.
Mitt Romney: :(
John Kerry: Mine is from a special batch, for Secretaries of State only, sorry.
Mitt Romney: (crying) Is that brie is your pocket, can at least have some of that? I’ll trade you some of my Mentos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfp2Bg6iUdY
John Kerry: Okay.
Mitt Romney: Mentos, the freshmaker.
John Kerry: Do you work for Mentos now?
Mitt Romney: I needed the money okay! I need a couple more car elevators.
John Kerry: I understand.
“...Republican ketchup money...”
Yes, the Ketchup Gigolo strikes again...
That is just...poetry in motion.
You’ve earned not only a place in the front of the bus, but a place in the front of the bus and a special uniform. I believe you know what it was based on...
“...you are certainly the most French of American officials” Ayrault said. ..”
Yes, yes, he is indeed. With a healthy dose of “soviet”, “pinko”, and “commiesymp” thrown in there as well.
Speaking of uniforms, someone needs to hook PEOTUS with Jamal Al Fayeed’s tailor.
YES!!! I LOVE IT!!!
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