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Michelle Obama Halts ‘The Night Before Christmas’ To Tell Kids Santa Quit Smoking
Daily Caller ^ | 9:22 12/14/2016 | Eric Owens

Posted on 12/14/2016 6:16:59 PM PST by drewh

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1 posted on 12/14/2016 6:16:59 PM PST by drewh
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The first lady said she enjoys “This Christmas” by heavily-tattooed singer Chris Brown.

The guy who beat up Rihanna.

2 posted on 12/14/2016 6:19:12 PM PST by dfwgator
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My favorite Christmas carol is “Mooshie got run over by a cement truck”


3 posted on 12/14/2016 6:19:59 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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what a fine role model...


4 posted on 12/14/2016 6:21:36 PM PST by drewh
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Can’t wait for this lard butt drifter to get the hell out of our White House.


5 posted on 12/14/2016 6:25:12 PM PST by laweeks
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could of been worse... she could have said Santa was a muslim!


6 posted on 12/14/2016 6:25:33 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, R)
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they are gonna have to fumigate the buidling like they did with Hellary and Bubba.


7 posted on 12/14/2016 6:27:01 PM PST by drewh
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"Eff Off, Moochie!"

8 posted on 12/14/2016 6:27:51 PM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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Bet we find out Barack still smokes...


9 posted on 12/14/2016 6:30:12 PM PST by Southack (The one thing preppers need from the 1st World? http://tinyurl.com/ktfwljc .)
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PC taken to absurdity.

A hallmark of the left.

No wonder the younger generations are batsh** crazy.


10 posted on 12/14/2016 6:34:00 PM PST by headstamp 2 (Fear is the mind killer.)
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bttt


11 posted on 12/14/2016 6:38:36 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
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I'm surprised some nose-ringed functionary in the de facto Ministry of Truth hasn't taken it upon themselves to issue a completely sanitized re-write.
12 posted on 12/14/2016 6:40:52 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
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13 posted on 12/14/2016 6:42:29 PM PST by drewh
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yeah, he smokes. He “smoked” Rahm and Reggie Love. This is what happens when you are the only mooslum in Indonesia literally raised by the only transvestite nanny in that place..


14 posted on 12/14/2016 6:43:27 PM PST by max americana (For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
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Yeah I bet, is that why your oldest daughter is in a re hab center for smoking drugs???


15 posted on 12/14/2016 6:46:04 PM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump/Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
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she is!!!


16 posted on 12/14/2016 6:49:23 PM PST by manc ( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
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To: PROCON

Funny...

Kids smoke to look older and more hip.

These two look like they’re ten and the biggest two dorks in town.


17 posted on 12/14/2016 7:19:25 PM PST by DoughtyOne (jcon40, "Are we be coming into the age of Sanity?")
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To: drewh

Santa bummed a cigarette from her husband.


18 posted on 12/14/2016 7:24:18 PM PST by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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Is she? That was sooner than I expected.


19 posted on 12/14/2016 8:03:03 PM PST by GnuThere
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She continued....I remember when Barak smoked, too...and wound up on the roof...just like Santa.

And ofourse he smoked for many years....and you can bet your booties he's still sneakin' cigs. That's one of the reasons he golfs so much.

20 posted on 12/14/2016 9:34:13 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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