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My Mother-In-Law Lives In Constant Fear Of Being Deported By President Trump !
email from friend in NY
Posted on 03/20/2017 1:24:57 PM PDT by Strac6
Dear Mr. President,
My Mother-In-Law lives in constant fear of your deportation for illegal immigrants. Just so you are sure who she is, her she lives at 3178 Happy Valley Lane, Century City, Florida 33812.
The pastel pink house.
She gets back from the Senior Citizens Center about 5 and is in the house all evening, except Tuesdays which is local Democrat Club meeting, and Thursday which is Canasta Night.
About 5' 2" - - 160 - - Blue Hair.
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KEYWORDS: humor; itsajoke; joke
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:24:57 PM PDT
by
Strac6
To: Strac6
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:25:24 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: Strac6
Sounds subversive..................
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:26:11 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
To: Strac6
“Canasta Night” LOL. Not many would know what that is.
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:28:12 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(#PlugTheLeaks)
To: Strac6
If she’s here illegally I think she should be afraid!!!
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:28:13 PM PDT
by
ontap
To: Strac6
I will crush your nuts....
To: Strac6
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:29:10 PM PDT
by
Tonytitan
To: ontap
It’s a mother-in-law joke.
To: Strac6
Well no wonder. She’s a Smurf, for heaven’s sake!
They’re on the restricted list.
“:^)
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:29:31 PM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(NeverTrump, a movement that was revealed to be a movement. Thank heaven we flushed!)
To: Strac6
There was a time, until a couple decades ago, when all illegals lived in constant fear of deportation.
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:30:06 PM PDT
by
reasonisfaith
("...because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved." (2 Thessalonians))
To: Strac6
If she is here illegally, she should leave before she is deported.
So what’s the problem?
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:30:38 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: Tonytitan
Hehe yeah. Droppin’ a dime on the MIL.
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:31:02 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Good judgement comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgement.)
To: bar sin·is·ter
And that’s a picture from 20 years ago.... on a good day!!!
Now, it’s more like Rosa Klebb.
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:31:16 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: LucyT
It's a joke!
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:32:06 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: Strac6
This is what happens when you put stuff like this in NEWS.
To: Strac6
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:34:59 PM PDT
by
cdcdawg
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I am not responsible for other people’s stupidity.... onlky my own!
:)
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:35:45 PM PDT
by
Strac6
("We sleep safe in our beds only because rough men stand ready to visit violence on the enemy.")
To: Strac6
"You hear that you little sh*t? I'm coming over to live with you!"
To: Strac6
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:37:14 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: McGruff; Strac6; Salamander
"“Canasta Night” LOL. Not many would know what that is." Of course we know!
Them's those little clicky things they have in their hands when they dance.
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posted on
03/20/2017 1:41:46 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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