Indeed. Please don't sneeze near this poor guy.
The guys below must use up their daily calorie allotment just trying to stay upright.
They must give out a medal or award for getting out of bed two days in a row....
Oh yeah, the political assassination medals.
This one’s for most creative use of an anti-aircraft gun.
This one is for setting a political opponent on fire.
This one is for best birdhouse with dormers.
This one is for laughing when my loyalty is being challenged.
This one is for showing up and not upsetting anyone...
Ahh, the famed Armadillo Battalion reporting for duty, Sir!
How many Gold Medal flour sacks did these norks use?