'Don't mess with us': Kim Jong-un threatens US with a 'super-mighty preemptive strike' [tr]

UK Daily Mail ^ | April 20, 2017 | Julian Robinson and Will Stewart

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“Can’t we send a couple hundred thousand College Kids to help out by going over there to make nice, sit down and talk love and peace. This is what they have been taught their whole lives, that this is the best Economic System ever invented.”

I like the way you think.

All weeeeeee are sayyyying is give peas a chance!

[Vaquero]

'Super-Mighty Preemptive Strike'

[NEMDF]

Too bad we don’t still have 0bama here, so he could tell the little tyrant to “knock it off”.

[FreedomStar3028]

Threats are not cassus belli.

Especially empty ones.

[COBOL2Java]

I don’t think it’s anything to laugh at.

May we snigger?

[drop 50 and fire for effect]

It is technically possible that North Korea could strike the United States mainland or more likely Alaska, Hawaii, Guam and/or the Northern Marianas. However, any nuclear or other WMD strike within U.S. territory would completely change the circumstances.

Neither the Chinese nor the Russians would offer anything other than pro-forma protests about a U.S. response that would be overwhelmingly violent. South Korea would be very tempted to enact any plan they had to attack north (I don’t know if they have one, but I’d bet good money one exists). If only to save as many North Koreans as possible from our inevitable retaliation.

[cornfedcowboy]

This fat kid might just be stupid enough to try it. He really is capable of anything. This is a terrible situation that has no good options. This administration is committed to do the heavy lifting.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Casus belly laugh

[seawolf101]

Lil’ Kim is at it again.

[wally_bert]

Saturation bomb NK with big macs, double cheeseburgers, and cokes.

[HiTech RedNeck]

He knows it will be suicide move

[Darksheare]

Send him super awesome preemptive play-doh.

[Sacajaweau]

NK is about the size of Pennsylvania. Someone should give Kim a world map. What's his strategy for war? Subs?? Land based missiles?

It's not like Russia or Japan or South Korea won't attack him.

Does he think everyone will surrender if attacked?

My guess is his own people will take him out. Bet he doesn't even give bullets to his "armed" guards.

[McBuff]

Hey Fatboy. . what’s next. . .a TRIPLE DOG DARE!!??

[HiTech RedNeck]

Casus belly laugh

[HiTech RedNeck]

He already ate all the dogs. Triple tree bark dare!

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[TomGuy]

Sounds like the Grand Duchess Gloriana XII and Prime Minister Count Rupert Mountjoy in The Mouse That Roared.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Almost surely some of us will sacrifice to get rid of that mad regime. But it’s a Christian thing to laugh at death. Anybody who wanted to move out of Seoul has had the chance. It will take heart and Seoul (pun intended) to address this problem.

[certrtwngnut]

You can’t say that you won a war without putting troops in the conquered area. I don’t think that he could occupy us
for the same reason that the Japanese could not in WW2.