Posted on 04/28/2017 8:00:17 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
Q. Does your dog bite?
A. No, he doesn't bite.
Questioner enters yard where dog is located. Dog attacks and bites.
"Hey, your dog bit me! I thought you said he didn't bite."
A. That's not MY dog.
Angel in charge: No problem, we have a lot of those requests. Your delay is granted and you will be in Hades holding cell #3,021,215 until called for trial.
Haynes: How long will that be?
Angel in charge: Many say it feels like eternity.
A Dairy Queen waitress married the son of a Texas governor and shot him to death (Vickie and Price Daniel)
Haynes defended her and got an acquittal.
Became a movie starring Susan Dey called 'Bed of Lies'.
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