Skip to comments.Wells Fargo Bank robbed in McLean [VA]; suspect captured within 10 minutes
Posted on 05/09/2017 12:35:08 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
Richard Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty (Fairfax County Police)
A man handed a teller a note at the bank in the 6800 block of Old Dominion Drive at about 9:35 a.m. and left with an undisclosed amount of cash, according to a news release from the Fairfax County Police.
The man drove away in a silver Honda Civic going north on Route 123, police say.
Within about 10 minutes, officers found a Honda fitting the description provided by witnesses.
Police arrested Richard Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty, 34, of McLean. He was charged with robbery.
During the robbery, no weapon was seen. No injuries were reported to police.
Someone needs to beat the Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty out of him.
Doesn’t look Amish.
what the heck kind of name is Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty?
“You give me money or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!”
Formerly of Jihadistan? Of what immigration status?
And :s/C/S/g on his name ...
Chitty planning and Chitty execution will invariably lead to chittty results.
He’s one of the Knights Who Say “Nyi!”
10 minutes??! I'm going out on a limb here...
I could be wrong, but this may be Mr. Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty's first time robbery. He needs a lot more practice.
Richard Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty??? How long has he been here? One of obama or bush people? Act of love and all.
His getaway car was a Honda Civic?
Well, he was getting great mileage until the bike police caught him.
McLean is a seemingly quiet, sleepy suburb. It is next to the CIA. It has many very wealthy residents, including foreign diplomatic types. It is very secure.
You don’t see too many bumper stickers, except for Naval Academy and UVA. Not much visible pretention. Just be nice. Good place.
After signing up two million fake accounts it wouldn’t bother me if they got robbed and no one was hurt.
NO ONE went to jail for TWO MILLION fake accounts.
How long do we ago away if we forget one account?
Richard Chit Nyi Nyi Chitty?
Gezuz...why am I not surprised?
Has he ever heard of the five P’s?
Yep. He didn't quite figure out that you need a second getaway car to switch into stashed in a parking lot a couple miles away from the robbery site.
No. I don’t think they have any Amish in Pock-e-Stan.
A guy robbed the bank right across the street from the City Hall I used to work at. At the same time that the robber walked out of the bank and crossed the street to the City Hall parking lot, my Public Works Superintendent was walking out of the building. The bank manager saw him and yelled that the guy walking toward him had just robbed the bank. My Superintendent called 9-1-1 and followed him around the block on foot while talking to the dispatchers the whole time. The robber, who was also walking, kept turning around to tell my guy to quit following him. It was all over in about 5 minutes when the cops pulled up and arrested the idiot.