Rabbit hole leads to incredible 700-year-old Knights Templar cave complex

Fox News ^ | Mar 2017

[Campion]

“Wot ... you mean, behind the rabbit?”

[ETL]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Tim: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
[Makes fangs with his fingers and holds them in front of his mouth]

King Arthur: What an eccentric performance.

King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?

Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!

Tim: I’m warning you!

Sir Robin: What’s he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: He’s got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]

Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little *bunny*, isn’t it?

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0032565/quotes

[pa_dweller]

FR does not disappoint!

[OKSooner]

RUN AWAY!!

[Daffynition]

PERFECT! :)

[Big Red Badger]

What are the chances of a Summer Rental?

[ETL]

I don’t see a lot of cups to drink from...

The Holy Grail is considered the most sacred Christian relic, but does it actually exist?

From the knights of medieval legends to Indiana Jones, the holy grail has been the most sought-after Christian relic in popular culture for centuries. The grail is most commonly identified as the cup that Jesus drank from at the Last Supper and that Joseph of Arimathea used to collect Jesus’s blood when he was crucified.

Given the importance of Jesus’s crucifixion and the eucharist in Christian beliefs, the search for the grail became the holiest of quests as it signified the pursuit of union with God.

http://www.history.com/news/ask-history/what-is-the-holy-grail

[rlmorel]

"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

OMG. Stop, please...uncle...uncle!

[bgill]

Thankfully, the Knights Templar didn’t traipse.

[Trillian]

Look! I remember rewinding that scene a dozen times after the first time I ever saw it. LOL

[kanawa]

Brave Sir Robin...

[ETL]

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis split and his...

“That’s... that’s enough music for now, lads.”

Brave Sir Robin ran away
(No!)
Bravely ran away away
(I didn’t!)
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
(No!)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
(I didn’t!)
And gallantly he chickened out

Bravely taking to his feet
(I never did!)
He beat a very brave retreat
(All lies!)
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
(I never!)

[Rebelbase]

Surprised it took 25 posts before it got to that reference.

[minnesota_bound]

The rabbits were busy.

[Daffynition]

The *reality* of it all. :)

[redcatcherb412]

This video snip is priceless. My mini dachshund outside looks just like these, just the behinds showing, dirt flying and the occasional popup of the head with that doxie grin.

[Daffynition]

Doing what they were *meant* to do!

I love it b/c it fits the thread so nicely.

Doxies are so wonderful! I melt when I see those faces and ears. :)