Skip to comments.Snortable Chocolate Arrives in U.S. Stores
Posted on 06/16/2017 12:55:58 PM PDT by deplorableindc
One of the first things you notice after opening a jar of Coco Loko is that it looks like hot chocolate mix. Snorting a line of the brown powder with specks of white confirms its familiar flavor, followed by a rush of energy.
Americans are beginning to see the product alongside candy bars and energy pills at local shops as the Florida company Legal Lean moves to take a European club-drug trend mainstream.
I can see it taking off, as long as it doesn't get too controversial, says Nick Anderson, director of marketing for the five-person Orlando company. "We feel like we're cutting edge in what we're doing."
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No way in hades, will I snort chocolate.
Smart. Normalize snorting substances.
Chocolate colored boogers.......
.I give it 2 weeks before someone's busted mixing their coke in with it.
Yeah, I know, optimistic. d;^)
There, fixed it!
Why, just the other day I was thinking, “We need legal stimulants we can snort openly in our workplace ...”
Anybody here remember “cokesnuff” back in the early 70’s.
It came in flavors like jasmine or patchouli in a little can and usually found in record stores or headshops.
You could blow brown snot for weeks after using it!
Well that would work also. But I was thinking from white, medium to dark......
HAHAHA! You just won the Internet!
They will be sued out of existence.
Euh! A whole new way of “brown nosing”...
yah! lets put more stuff up our nose that doesn’t belong there or serve any truly good purpose whatsoever and then wonder why a few years later we have various symptoms pop up that then make us realize how stupid it was to put stuff up our nose that doesn’t belong there.
How many more ways will we come up with to irritate, inflame, erode, destroy our bodies then not be happy when it happens?
They will love the incurable sinus problems they get.
Voice of experience? d;^)
I like to taste my chocolate.
Can I just snort at the idea?
Let me make a forecast here.
In five to ten years, we’ll see a bunch of folks needing work in the walls of their nose.
Who could have known? /s
Boy you just woke me up to my eating habits. Unfortunately it probably won’t hold.
Bad idea. One of the few paths directly across the blood brain barrier.
Why, I was thinking about this very same thing today at lunch! I wondered if I could get that bologna sandwich up my nose......
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