Posted on 08/09/2017 4:42:52 PM PDT by vannrox
Where I live the list is:
A Beach towel
Sunscreen
Snorkeling equipment
Flashlight
Plastic bags to keep the seats from getting wet
I can’t drive far enough here that I can’t walk home.
#21) A plastic bottle with spill proof cap. Keep in in the trunk of your car as an emergency urinal. You won’t get into trouble with the police for indecent exposure or public urination.
Add a gallon of anti-freeze (50/50 mix or straight-up), a quart or two of oil and some extra windshield washer solvent and this is a good list.
How about a gun, and a knife?
Doh! Windshield wiper solvent is already on the list, missed it.
But what will you do if there’s a blizzard? Um...at the beach. A beach blizzard. Yeah...
Cool, nothing wrong with being a man who is prepared.
“Geez Bob, ow long have you been wearing lace panties?”
“Ever since my wife found them in my glove compartment.”
Has the island capsized yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XXVLKWd3Q
So true.
Also some tools - Screwdriver. Wrenches. Hammer.
You forgot flip flops, fishing pole, and a bottle opener
Ah, blizzard beach is in Orlando
'Good Fellas' style. LOL
You forgot the ice chest.
Umbrella and light jacket for winter.
“You forgot the ice chest.”
And the beer!
Survival kit contents check. In them youll find:
One forty-five caliber automatic
Two boxes of ammunition
Four days concentrated emergency rations
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
One hundred dollars in rubles
One hundred dollars in gold
Nine packs of chewing gum
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Well, yeah! A blizzard in the mountains of Orlando. Or an avalanche. There are mountains there, right?
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