Posted on 08/23/2017 7:58:01 AM PDT by Zakeet
It's an old-fashioned summer on Cape Cod: sharks on the prowl, beaches closed and "glassy-eyed" Kennedys brawling with cops, under arrest and in protective custody.
This time it was Max Kennedy, age 52, and his pouty 22-year-old daughter, Caroline Rose.
You've heard of Bring Your Daughter to Work Day? For the Kennedys last weekend, it was Bring Your Daughter to Jail Night.
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But look on the bright side of this Kennedy keg party. No women were raped, drowned, crippled or beaten to death with a golf club. There were no Skakels lurking in a tree outside, and no waitress sandwiches. No small Kennedy children were set on fire and not a single member of the family overdosed.
Then there was Caroline’s father, Max. He ran for Congress once, in 2001, for Joe Moakley’s seat. ...
Here's the thing about Max Kennedy last weekend. Down at the station house, he volunteered to take the breath test, and blew a .00. In other words, he hadn't had a drink. But here's how the Barnstable cops described him:
"I observed Kennedy to have noticeably blood-shot and glassy eyes and he was sweating profusely during our conversation. ... He appeared to be very unsteady on his feet and his movements were erratic ..."
But he hadn’t had any alcohol. Hmmmmm. Back to the report, as Max attempts to stop the cops from coming into the party house.
"Kennedy responded by now screaming incoherently and throwing himself at the wall. When he hit the wall, he grabbed a wall cabinet (filled with glass valuables) and threw it smashing the contents."
Is it possible Max was looking for his eclipse glasses ... or his shot glasses?
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...
... it's a longstanding family tradition to celebrate National Eclipse Day ...
Kennedys behaving NORMALLY..........................
Meth is a hell of a drug...
Howie just about lives for Kennedys behaving badly stories.
It’s a Kennedy.
No more need be said.
And “it” is a most appropriate term.
Howie does a good job of it. He had me laughing.
Yep sounds like Meth.
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Eight.
One to hold the bulb and seven to drink until the room spins...
Howie is great—the article is best read out loud with a Boston accent. :-)
And, in keeping with recent news, this time no Kennedys were commanding a boat that got hit by another boat.
Caroline Rose could conceivably be not guilty, but points off for family ties.
The Captain is either devious or high (again) on fried clams.
Errrr-ahhhhhhhhhh......
Howie has long been a Kennedy “correspondent” level reporter. There is no shortage of “news” regqrding the Kennedys and it’s good to have a knowlegeable individual readily available to put the latest events in context.
And, in keeping with recent news, this time no Kennedys were commanding a boat that got hit by another boat.
And no drunk fat slob Senator ran the family sailboat up on a sandbar. Or any other bar !
“I went to Brown Univ”
And ?????
Han Solo: "Just like I thought, mynocks Skakels chewing on the ship".
wow, she is first attractive Kennedy i think I have seen... but then she’s a kennedy i guess, normal to act like idiots...
...but you can’t take the low-life, moon shine-running blood out of the Kennedys.
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