Skip to comments.Donald Trump Proposes Harnessing Liberal Tears To Provide Clean Energy
Posted on 09/23/2017 10:57:17 PM PDT by Mount Athos
Donald Trump is proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states.
The plan reportedly includes as a key component the harnessing of the nations abundant supply of liberal tears, the flow of which would be utilized to power massive hydroelectric generators installed throughout the nation.
Trump and his advisers reportedly got the idea while watching the nations widespread protests against his upcoming presidency, and noticed an abundant flow of salty tears, the energy-giving potential of which was being completely squandered as the teardrops ran off into gutters or evaporated into thin air.
People say Im no good on energy. Wrong. Im great on energy, the best, Trump said in a press conference to announce his new energy plan.
Lets put these tears to work, and lets make Americas energy great again.
sounds good to me! The liberal tears that is!
Just imagine the power of melting snowflakes.
that might be the answer her in California for are drought. if we could just get all the liberals to cry maybe San Frisco wont have to steal all our water from the central valley.
How about putting a bunch of snowflakes in a room, show them a picture of D Trump, and harness the flow of tears to produce hydroelectric power, and use the screams to turn a turbine and produce electricity.
I think more energy could be harvested from Liberal Hot Air.
I don’t know about energy, but they’ll solve California’s drought problems.
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