Skip to comments.Study shows NFL protests linked to brain damage
Posted on 09/26/2017 11:49:15 PM PDT by Mount Athos
A groundbreaking new study by Mayo Clinics leading neurologist, Dr. Terrence Lachance, has shown results indicating a link between brain damage and compulsive unwarranted protesting. This news, in light of recent protests by NFL players, seems to be making sense to a lot of people, while leaving others dumbfounded.
My study conclusively shows that over time, repeated blows to the head, injuries that could be sustained from playing a sport like football, severely depreciates the logic facilities in the brain, says Dr. Lachance. Once I noticed this, I immediately had to reach out to leading behavioral psychologists to further dissect this phenomenon.
Now that we understand that these players dont have the mental capacity to fully understand complex issues, we can see why they might want to protest, agreed the American Psychological Associations leading psychologist Dr. Lara Feinstein.
They (football players) make egregious amounts of money for nothing more than God-given talent and the right physical training," said Dr. Feinstein. "They are then put on a national stage and made to believe they are truly special and important so that they perform better on the field. We now know that while they may be fantastic football players, their ability to comment on socioeconomic politics is severely lacking.
When asked for a statement, Roger Goodell declined to comment apart from a cease and desist letter we were handed, insisting we not publish this story.
Goodell has a brain? Who knew? Fooled me.
Is this article for real or just a good spoof?
I know that the communist Lefties are brain-damaged but are PC-dupes also showing signs of brain degeneration in the cognitive (thinking)regions?
Well, after listening to Schumer, Pelosi, Reid, Waters, Little Debbie, Little Dickie Durbin, Maxine Waters, and other Democrats, I think Pres. Trump should declare a state of emergency relating to “brain -damaged liberals”.
If they aren’t the epitomy of batshit craziness, than who are?
Mr. Brocolli Head’s hair is one thing. His brain, an other, like a split cauliflower.
The man is a walking garden of veggies.
Is that a scan of his brain or his hair?
The article is a spoof but this other information _proves_ Goodell is bats__t crazy:
It’s time to morph the NFL into the half-time show so the players can safely and obscenely gyrate to the pop-star and save their brains for the post game drug abuse.
This job posting proves the NFL has no interest in halting the anthem protests. Here are the excellent Freeper comments on the job posting:
This research has been well known for years .
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Regarding your question, Ill point out that their tag line is We cure weak Liberalism with strong Communism and let you think it through.
Peoples Cube, an excellent spoof site of all things commie/left.
All liberals have brain damage.
It is just as valid as the “CTE” “BS”.
When after 16 years of public education one still is illiterate,and then is repeatedly subjected to blows to the head for another number of years, time for a career change to TV.
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