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But experts note that the fluid is sterile and contains nutrients, so much so that it can be and is used as a fertilizer

1 posted on 10/20/2017 7:45:35 AM PDT by markomalley
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Burial at sea for me. Fish food.


2 posted on 10/20/2017 7:47:43 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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Mix it with beer and have a super soaker funeral.


3 posted on 10/20/2017 7:48:14 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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Sounds likequicklime owould do much the same to me.


4 posted on 10/20/2017 7:48:44 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Soylent Green.


5 posted on 10/20/2017 7:50:23 AM PDT by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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Kind of a KGB flavor to this, isn’t there? Gives new meaning to describing someone who has been murdered as “liquidated.”


6 posted on 10/20/2017 7:52:49 AM PDT by SamuraiScot
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Didn't they try this on Breaking Bad?

Image result for breaking bad bathtub scene

It didn't end up so well.

7 posted on 10/20/2017 7:54:25 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Somehow I can’t see much of a market at Ace Hardware for fertilizer labeled ‘Liquefied Human’.


8 posted on 10/20/2017 7:55:47 AM PDT by Rebelbase (There are only two genders. The rest are mental disorders.)
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A machine uses a chemical bath to dissolve protein, blood and fat, leaving only a coffee-colored liquid

So, that's how Starbuck's does it.

9 posted on 10/20/2017 7:56:10 AM PDT by Right Brother
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But experts note that the fluid is sterile and contains nutrients, so much so that it can be and is used as a fertilizer

See, that right there is really, really creepy. Like some serious Alex Jones stuff.
10 posted on 10/20/2017 7:56:28 AM PDT by caligatrux (Rage, rage against the dying of the light.)
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I recall a TV murder mystery(maybe CSI) in which the body was disposed of by dissolving in a barrel of caustic soda aka lye aka sodium hydroxide
11 posted on 10/20/2017 7:59:03 AM PDT by Ben Ficklin
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This is what the Mexican cartels do to their murder victims, AFAICR; either this way or with acid. The Slimes is suggesting this for burial “alternative”?


14 posted on 10/20/2017 8:02:40 AM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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Isn’t this what the Mexican cartels do when they decide to dispose of a body?


16 posted on 10/20/2017 8:03:05 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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Soylent Green paste.


17 posted on 10/20/2017 8:04:51 AM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
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Leaving the body out for buzzard food or planting it in the garden is a lot cheaper and no need for chemicals.


18 posted on 10/20/2017 8:15:12 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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I have arrangements to be buried in a vineyard, under a grape vine.

I’d gladly leave my body to science, but it would probably set biology back 10 years.


19 posted on 10/20/2017 8:17:21 AM PDT by RedStateRocker (Nuke Mecca, deport all illegal aliens, abolish the IRS, DEA and ATF.)
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I remember seeing a meme that said, “Hey, there’s a third option, who knew? Below that was a hearse towing a wood chipper.


23 posted on 10/20/2017 8:23:48 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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My kids have my instructions. Throw me on a stack of pallets and use lighter fluid. Bring marshmallows. Spend less than $50.


24 posted on 10/20/2017 8:25:00 AM PDT by lurk
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U: I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!
F: (offstage) I'll get the oven on!
M: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting eating my mother?
(pause)

U: Yeah. Not raw, cooked!
M: What?
U:Roasted with a few french fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce ...
M: Well, I do feel a bit peckish.
U: Great!
M: Can we have some parsnips?
U: (calling) Fred - get some parsnips.
M: I really don't think I should.
U: Look, tell you what, we'll eat her, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.

25 posted on 10/20/2017 8:26:08 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Some would likely have a higher percentage of fertilizer than others.


26 posted on 10/20/2017 8:28:00 AM PDT by going hot (happiness is a momma deuce)
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No thanks, I’ll stick with standard Cremation by fire. Both my wife and myself have decided to go The Cremation route. We both believe that the whole business of the funeral industry is a racket. They prey on the sorrow of the families of the deceased and charge absolutely ridiculous prices for a casket which can be upwards of $15,000 which is going to be buried in the ground and then the wake and then the funeral. I mean really who enjoys going to look at a dead body?

They try to tell you that it’s all about closure. They try to tell you that the relatives and friends would like to pay their last respects. While all this can be done without looking at the body without spending upwards of $15,000 for a box without paying for a funeral without standing around listening to people talk about the deceased. Memorial service followed by a get together perhaps at a local restaurant or the home of a relative of the deceased can take care of ALL of the above.

It is all a racket intent on praying on the emotions of the surviving family.


29 posted on 10/20/2017 9:07:12 AM PDT by billyboy15
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