Posted on 12/27/2017 9:07:39 AM PST by GonzoII
They have a car similar to that one at “The Thing” in Arizona. They used to claim it was Hitler’s but last time I went there I think they changed it to “similar”.
Didn’t Bart Simpson once drive that car though a crowd of people while shouting “Out of my way, I’m Hitler”?
I was just getting ready to post the same thing. That was hilarious!
DAD: Yeah? Don't count on it.
SON: Why not?
DAD: Because the Volkswagen Beetle was used by the Nazis. I would not be comfortable driving around in one. So, don't drive it. I will.
DAUGHTER: Dad, I have to go.
DAD: No, you don't.
DAUGHTER: Yes, I do. I really do.
DAD: We just stopped!
DAUGHTER: The bathroom was too gross.
DAD: Well, can't you hold it in?
DAUGHTER: I can't! It's an emergency.WIFE:
Honey, there's a restaurant.DAD: That's three miles down and then back. We lose ten minutes. So what? Your daughter has to go to the bathroom.
DAUGHTER: Please stop, Dad.
DAD: All right. Jason, look back there for an empty jar.
DAUGHTER: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
DAD: All right, sorry. Jason, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.
DAUGHTER: Dad, I don't have to pee. It's number two!
DAD: Sorry, I can't stop.
DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm prairie-dogging it.
DAD: What does that mean?
DAUGHTER: Like when a prairie dog sticks his head in and out of the ground.
DAD: I do not want to picture that.
(Later on down the road...)
DAD: Where am I?
DAUGHTER: Wow! A Barbie Museum! Can we stop?
DAD: Sorry, Kimmy. We have a plan, and we're gonna stick to the plan.
DAUGHTER: Please, Daddy. Please, please, please, please, please.
SON: Hey, hey! - It's not fair.
DAUGHTER: We never get to stop anywhere I want to.
DAD: I'm sure Jason doesn't want to go to the Barbie Museum.
SON: You kiddin'? I'll stop anywhere. I'm wiggin' out back here.
WIFE: You need to pull over and stop to give the kids a break.
DAD: Yeah, okay, maybe on the way back.
WIFE: Stop the car.
DAD: I can't do that.
WIFE: We all need to stop the car.
DAD: No can do.
WIFE: You need to stop the car.
DAD: No!
WIFE: Stop the car!
DAD: Okay, fine, but five minutes.
KIDS TOGETHER: Wow! The Barbie Museum!
INSIDE THE DOOR TO THE MUSEUM, VIDEO PLAYING ALOUD, SKINHEADS WATCHING INTENTLY:
"...Klaus Barbie...sometimes known as the Butcher of Lyons. Let the Jew revisionists talk about their death camps...and so-called crimes against humanity. This museum is lovingly dedicated to the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows. The husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur...and three-time ballroom dancing champion..."
Hehehe...the post at #24 is one of my favorite funny movie scenes!
I’m in for $100
Hehehe...for that one scene, the movie is well worth watching...heh, ‘Hitler’s harmonica”!!!!
Since you like Hitler's car you are obviously a Nazi.../s
$120!....
I just went and watched the video from the Barbie museum, taking Hitler’s car, giving the finger to the bikers, and driving into the veterans assembly, with mouth injury and Mark like Hitler mustache. Laughing so hard, and I watched it in German! I always loved that movie.
I know...I was snickering as I copied and read the script...the movie overall, not bad in a lot of areas as comedy (even if Whoopie Goldberg makes me retch) and I also liked the scene with Mr. Bean and the heart for transplant...:)
Please nobody mention the ash tray
Just watched in English still laughing.
I wonder if the owner has the autographed picture of Adolf Hitler and Joe Kennedy riding in the car still??
They were good friends.
What Ron Brown’s dad did to O. J. Simpson’s trophies. (Melted them down.)
Every time I hear “You Sexy Thing” I think of the piercing guy on the road, LOL. Then there’s the Lucy scene.
I hardly find comedies funny but “Rat Race” is.
LOL, omg, stop! I haven’t seen it in years, but there are pieces now coming back to me!
If I win the Powerball Jackpot tonight, I’m buying it.
Dream on....;0)
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