Posted on 12/29/2017 7:43:06 AM PST by Zakeet
This list is racist.
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(do I need a /s?)
I guess Tucker forgot to include Huckleberry Finn.
7. Calling Elizabeth Warren “Pocahontas.”
I’m a half-breed Mojave, and *I* call her that!!
12. White chefs who make burritos.
Better not tell that to Mrs. Dog the bounty hunter!!
14. Tanning.
How else am i to get the leather treated for my pocket holsters??
17. Mathematics.
If ya’s cain’t balance yo’ checkbook, d’at ain’t my fault!
18. Science.
if ya’s cain’t make cornbread by dah recipe, d’at ain’t my fault!
22. Patriotism.
D’en jus’ drop yo’ shorts an’ let ol’ mohammed show ya’s he loves ya.
29. Military camouflage.
Yo’ ain’t bin outside da hood, has ya?
37. The white nuclear family.
Is that pre- or post- 3 mile island?
46. Lacrosse.
If yo ain’t Injun, yo wonts git it.
69. Referring to ethnic food as “ethnic food.”
Everything outside of original New England Pilgrim food, was ethnic food at one time.
86. Capitalism.
Works if ya gots money.
87. Socialism.
only for porch sitters
39. Artificial intelligence
... but no IQ?
#79. Criminal background checks are racist; but background checks to buy guns and ammo legally are acceptable?
Those critters need to be caged the public isn’t safe with them on the streets crazy s the only word for them more rubber rooms required.
This whiteness manifests in the term “outdoorsy” – a descriptor for those who spend a significant time in the outdoors, who are equipped with the necessary gear, and who feel connected to nature. The image of the “outdoorsy individual” is an exclusive classification that gives white people the authority to venture into the outdoors freely, leaving people of color behind.
I KNEW there was a reason I don’t like pumpkin spice lattes...
I think those are covered under #100.
;-)
103. Polish Sausage.
Trigger bump for later....
Oh,does that mean the FBI statistic indicating that blacks (about 13% of the population) commit more than half the country's murders?
I agree Property Taxes are racist! Ban them NOW!!
Half breed? That's racist!
103. Polish Sausage.
“Kielbasa lives matter!”
Cracker Barrel
Pillsbury Dough Boy
Cracker Jacks
White’s Drugs
With much of the US in the severe deep freeze right now, maybe they should go back to calling it global cooling again, like they did in the 70s.
In the liberal mind, everything is simple. It's either racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynistic, islamaphobic, insensitive, politically Incorrect, micro-aggressive, yada, yada, yada, blah, blah, blah, etc., etc., etc.
The only normal to liberals is abnormal.
He should have Spanish and Creole translations of this list as well as Vietnamese,Korean,Chinese,Japanese, Xhosa, Hmong , Tiebetan, Polish, German, Russian, Tibetan, Arabic and Khoisan (Khoisan is easy to do with a computer as it’s all based on clicks).
Dark anything...
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