Posted on 06/18/2018 5:50:13 AM PDT by Timocrat
Tge SAS didn’t teach him how to FIGHT, just to WIN. Hr really Hammered the POINT to the TALIs.
SAS are not to be messed with
I would have to take inventory, but I think I have more hammers than guns!
Obviously he was hammering in the morning, the evening, and all over Afghanistan.
1000 of them.
It’s how I got my boys interested in the Bible.
I handed it to my youngest, and he read it, and he looked at me like, “You gotta be kiddin’ me.”
I just shrugged and said, “The Bible. Not for pussies.”
Now he can’t put it down.
Call him “Maxwell”.
What an Islamophobe...../s
How dare he interfere with their religious freedom....../s
Doesn’t he know that Allah commands them to kill infidels?
He must have been really strong. Those things weigh like 3000 pounds.
Cajun joke time
The teacher was teaching about morals and asked the class if they knew any stories with morals.
Little Marie raised her hand and said “My mother asked me to get two dozen eggs from the store. I put them in my bicycle basket but I fell over on the way home. And all the eggs broke. The moral is don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
Little Charmaine told how they had 25 chicken eggs they were trying to hatch, but only 4 of them hatched. The moral was don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
Little Thibedeaux said my aunt Clotile jumped out of an airplane in Iraq with a six pack of beer, a machine gun and some grenades.
She drank the six pack of beer on her way down. When she hit the ground she shot 25 jihadis and then she blew up an ammo dump.
The teacher looked suspiciously at little Thibedeaux and asked, ‘Does this story have a moral?”
Little Thibedeaux said “Yes it does. The moral is you don’t F**K with Aunt Clotile when she drunk.”
was he a patriot?
I LOVE a happy ending!!
I’m not going to be the one to ask him.
I thought the Haji’s might have nails sticking out of their heads.
a warrior is a warrior no matter what the weapon.
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