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Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars
Newsbusters ^ | July 8, 2018 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 07/09/2018 5:07:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Help! President Donald Trump so completely controls my mind that I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars!

Brigid Delaney, a fitness writer for the Australian edition of The Guardian newspaper, claimed on July 4 that the election of Donald Trump sent her into such a funk that she quit going to the gym with the result that her body strength declined precipitously. Delaney made her revelation of Trump's complete domination of her mind and body in I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can't open jars:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bloggers; chat; clickbait; donaldtrump; mindcontrol; oldnews; wut
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Donald Trump is like Kryptonite for liberals.
1 posted on 07/09/2018 5:07:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Hopefully she’ll get to the point she’s too weak to use a keyboard and we’ll be spared this drivel.


2 posted on 07/09/2018 5:11:07 AM PDT by Stevenc131
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>>Donald Trump is like Kryptonite for liberals.<<

Articles like this are why there will be a Red Wave in 2018 and Trump will KAG in 2020.

For lefties trying to co-opt the terms “triggered” and “snowflake” you will not find a better example than this Aussie (who is barely affected by our election) and I defy you to find a conservative who reacted like this when the worst POTUS ever was elected just because he was 1/2 black.


3 posted on 07/09/2018 5:11:55 AM PDT by freedumb2003 ("please pass the winnamins" (/Principled on 6/27/2018))
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“I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars”

Huh?


4 posted on 07/09/2018 5:12:25 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Free Republic Needs Your Monthly Donations!!!)
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Maybe she should get Jimmy Kimmel to prime the pickle jar for her like he did for Hillary.


5 posted on 07/09/2018 5:16:01 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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Open jars...isn't that what men are for?

Never mind, I just saw her picture. Well, on the bright side, her inability to open jars may help her shed a few of those excess pounds.


6 posted on 07/09/2018 5:16:20 AM PDT by SamAdams76 ( Have you eaten your bone marrow today?)
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NOW if TRUMP could just do something to make her mouth close....SHUT THE “F” UP!


7 posted on 07/09/2018 5:21:05 AM PDT by mastertex
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Ugg. Why woman open jar anyway? That man work.

I show self out now...


8 posted on 07/09/2018 5:21:06 AM PDT by servo1969
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Well played sir. Well played.


9 posted on 07/09/2018 5:21:11 AM PDT by FLT-bird
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Living rent free in her mind

These people need to get a life


10 posted on 07/09/2018 5:21:23 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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OMG! Brigid!

I’m SO sorry! If I could take back my vote, OF COURSE I would!

Who should I vote for in 2020?


11 posted on 07/09/2018 5:21:49 AM PDT by Jim Noble (p)
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So, is she an embarrassing representative? Are they not shamed to have her on staff? Maybe she needs to be fired and have an intervention?


12 posted on 07/09/2018 5:24:43 AM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!y)
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RE:”..I also didn’t return to the gym. I associated it now with Donald Trump, the bad meal and pulling the sled.”

Why didnt you just join a different gym you pathetic whiner?

13 posted on 07/09/2018 5:24:44 AM PDT by sickoflibs ('Equal protection' only applies to illegals not you!)
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Oh no! He make a typo on a tweet a few minutes ago writing million instead of billion. That will give them something to focus on for a few minutes. /s


14 posted on 07/09/2018 5:26:35 AM PDT by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!y)
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That’s what happens to people who grow up thinking that they are entitled to get their way politically all the time. Probably got trophies just for showing up, advancement just for being female, etc.


15 posted on 07/09/2018 5:29:17 AM PDT by Socon-Econ
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Pretty strong, that Trump! brought on hurricanes and destruction. Made an unstable woman climb the statue of liberty. Made unstable women yell at innocent people in public spaces. Made unstable women yell at the stars and make videos of it.
Sapped the strength of an unstable woman who earns her living not by working, or by doing anything useful, but by writing columns.


16 posted on 07/09/2018 5:32:23 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Liberalism, like insanity, is the denial of reality.)
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The picture answers everything. She’s the type that decided she wanted to get in shape and lose a few pounds, joined a gym, and gave up after a few weeks. Now she wants to blame it on Trump.


17 posted on 07/09/2018 5:32:41 AM PDT by circlecity
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Isn’t open a sort of synonym for a jar?


18 posted on 07/09/2018 5:34:13 AM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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Spot on. Serious entitlement likely throughout her life as well by the looks of it - she sounds like she got treated like Marilyn Munroe. Although why, I can’t imagine.


19 posted on 07/09/2018 5:34:55 AM PDT by Hildawgs Taint
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Obama almost made me impotent, NOT!


20 posted on 07/09/2018 5:35:54 AM PDT by boomop1 (Term limits is the only way to change this failed government.)
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