I have never been so drunk I could not remember where or what happened.............unfortunately.................
I have. Not fun. Don’t do it anymore.
Good news: at that point, getting your schmeckle out of your fly is an engineering feet beyond your ability. This is what leads to so much wetting of trou following those sorts of events. Passing out too.
“I have never been so drunk I could not remember where or what happened.............unfortunately.................”
Unfortunately I HAVE been that drunk but I never made trouble for any of the women who took advantage of me when I was as drunk as a skunk.