Posted on 10/04/2018 2:40:04 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
“Look, I just spotted another Feinstein!!”
These people are incapable of embarrassment.
The fact that they need this app should embarrass them. It does not.
To state the obvious, it is not dog poop that we are discussing.
And that’s going to help how? If they keep letting the homeless defecate on the street as a human right, reporting it won’t do a damn bit of good.
“Dear Mom and Dad;
You’ll be proud to know that I finally found a job here in Frisco (that’s what us locals call San Francisco).
I’m a member of The Poop Patrol.
That’s right! I scrape up turds!
There sure seems to be a lot of turds in Frisco. It’s like all anyone does in this town is drop a load on the sidewalk.
It’s a government job, so I’ve got lots of benefits!
They let me keep any items I find in the Poop. One day, I found a gerbil. He was barely alive. He screams whenever it gets dark.”
If a cop was to catch a homeless person taking a dump on the sidewalk, what happens?
Do they have a direct phone number? I have some time on my hands and may want to help. Living in Texas I can just look up addresses on Google ;)
The city of COLUSTRUM DIFFICILE better known as c-diff, a very dangerous, potentially fatal bacteria that infects ones gut. Many believe it can only be contracted by the use of anti-biotics which is untrue. It can easily become a community contracted illness through touch and food.
Wouldn’t it be easier to post pictures and locations where someone did NOT poop in public in San Francisco? Have a contest to find the one square inch of ground that is not covered in filth.
It seems that it never dawned on these brilliant elites that if they established a few simple sanitary behavioral rules common to most civilized areas of the world they wouldn’t need a digital Pooper Scooper app and they wouldn’t need a brigade of Pooper Scooper people.
And residents wouldn’t be breathing air laden with minute particles of dried human excrement.
Does it notify you when DiFi returns from Washington?
They can print out their pics and make their own trading cards.
Report it so the government will do nothing about it.
Is someone going to report the steaming pile that is Federal judge-president Edward Chen (D-Sodom Francisco)?
Probably work good on congress critters, too.
Probably work good on congress critters, too.
I TOOK MY DUMP IN SAN FRANCISCO
I take my dumps in San Francisco
Piled high, it calls to me
Where those stinking brown bars, climb halfway to the stars
Dried human feces poison the air - but I don't careMy loads wait there for me, in San Francisco
Along the sidewalks and windy streets
When I come home to you, San Francisco
Your brown piles of excretment will shine for me.....
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