Posted on 06/05/2019 7:40:37 AM PDT by rockabyebaby
The Internet Is Mocking NORMAL they can’t understand why anyone wouldn’t want to be feral.
OK … Other than the words “Tooling for a**s, that’s you” … what else was in that …. uhhh … song?
Let’s double down with a Straight Pride for Life parade!
Feminists marched with giant vaginas.
Gays marched with giant penises.
What, then, with straight march with?
We don’t need another parade of sexuality.
How about a parade, where people just act ‘normally’? It would look something like a cross between: the daily parade of pedestrian commuters, on the way to work; an Easter parade, with families marching together in their Sunday finery; a sports parade, with groups of people wearing team jerseys, jackets, etc.; a graduation ceremony, with students marching in cap and gown; etc. Perhaps a few floats showing such “straight” proclivities as: working at an office, or other job site; relaxing in recliners, in front of the TV; having a family dinner; cheering on kids playing soccer; etc.
Feathers?
I suspect this proposed “Hetero Pride Parade” will look exactly as you’ve described.
Ordinary people going about their normal lives, with nothing noticeable, or even remotely resembling an organized parade, occurring along the designated “parade” route.
Afterward, the organizers will hold a press conference to declare that millions of normal people attended, there were no problems, no one was threatened in any way, the parade was 100% family-friendly, and was a resounding success.
The MSM may take awhile to catch on.
Great for tickling to spice up foreplay.
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