Skip to comments.Democratic Candidates Announce Plan To Dangle Stacks Of Cash In Front Of Potential Voters
Posted on 06/25/2019 12:48:42 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
At every rally and campaign event, Democrats running for president will dangle bags or bundles of cash above undecided voters, hoping to lure them to the polls to vote.
"Rather than compete on ideas, we will resort to blatant bribery," said Bernie Sanders after proposing giving $1.6 trillion to college graduates. Sanders then pulled out a fishing pole and began teasing his audience. "Whooa, gotta be quicker than that!" he said, laughing as audience members tried to jump up and grab the cash. "You almost got it that time!"
While speaking to an LGBT rights organization, Elizabeth Warren cast out a line with a $20 bill on it and skillfully reeled it in, jerking it from side to side as potential voters lunged after the cash. "$50 million is up for grabs!" she yelled. "You get $50 million! And you get $50 million! Everybody gets $50 million! But you gotta follow the fishing line all the way to the polls, people!"
What happened to the $5 and a bottle of Jack Daniels ,LOL
I’d take the cash and quietly vote for Trump anyway....LOL.
Satire is supposed to be labeled as such.
We have some gullible folks, bless ‘em all.
If only this were true.
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Then there’s the Libertarian version: “Pot in Every Chicken”
Oh, if ONLY the (R)N(C) had 2 brain-cells, a backbone and the testosterone level enough to ‘remind’ the sheeple that it’s their OWN $$ (aka taxes) being used in the bribing.
Course, then, the whole Uniparty house-of-cards would begin tumbling down should that bulb begin to glow...
Eho is that?
I mean WHO is that.
If they can lie, why not the voters? 😀
If it was their personalmoneynit would be illegal. But t hey are going to hold the worming class at gun point to get this money. If you don’t give it they will cease your wages, confiscate your property, and incarcerate you. If you won’t surrender your property they will shoot you.
Is the worming class another word for anglers.
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