Biden on minority support: 'I was raised in the black church'

Washington Examiner ^ | | January 26, 2020 06:44 PM | Joseph Simonson

[dfwgator]

So what? Trump hired thousands of black construction workers to build his magnificent properties.

NYT: Trump Hired Black Slaves to Build His Properties

[Vaquero]

He never smells the black’s hair

[cnsmom]

I wonder if he can name the church and any details about it.

[AnthonySoprano]

[Rastus]

“What I meant was, my church was roach-infested that one time.”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Biden addressed a packed room of roughly 100 people, mostly white, at a minority outreach organization called Urban Dreams.

No minorities at the “minority outreach” event? Maybe they couldn’t reach them? They were probably in the black church down the road.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

He definitely is The Jerk, huh?

[JPJones]

Just this lamp...

...and this ashtray...

[RooRoobird20]

That photo of Baldo Plugs Biden: He’s probably spent high six figures on hair plugs.......and he looks WORSE than someone undergoing chemo and radiation treatments.

Plugs looks/sounds seriously older than my mother with dementia, and my mom is almost 92 years old!!!

[dfwgator]

“Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty...One dollar and NINE CENTS!”

[EEGator]

“No tagblarnit!”

[NohSpinZone]

Wasn’t this the opening line to Steve Martin’s “The Jerk”?

[PghBaldy]

I thought he was from Scranton, PA?

[Captain Peter Blood]

Just like Bill Clinton and I guess he sung in the choir. Is he related to Narvin Johnson????????????

[Mr. K]

I hope this pandering is so embarrassingly transparent to black people now.

As in “how did we fall for this bull$4!t all these years...?”

[Obadiah]

Soon to hear Joe Biden singing in Black Churches everywhere:

“I was born and raised down in Alabama
On a farm way back up in the woods
I was so ragged the kids would call me patches
Papa used to kid me about it
Of course deep down inside
He was thinkin he had done all he could do
My papa was a great old man
I can see him with a shovel in his hand
See, education he never had
But he did wonders when the time got bad
A little money from the crops he raised
Barely paid the bills we made...”

Patches by Clarence Carter

[Magnum44]

[EEGator]

Allergic to cocoa butter...

[wally_bert]

Professional fool.

[dfwgator]

That was cleaner than the original routine..

I started off at the bottom. I was born a poor black child. And all day long around the house, they’d sing the blues. Then I heard my first Mantovani record, and I knew that this is where it’s at for me. The kind of music I enjoy. These are my people. So I decided to become white. I had my ____ shortened. Then I got a job as a television weather man.