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Thae Yong-ho, a former North Korean diplomat who also defected, said it was hard to believe any reliable information about Kim had been leaked by his most trusted aids.

I'd defect to if people kept calling me "Tha' Young 'Ho."

[Libloather]

Weight Watchers quarantine?

[twister881]

Hillary is sad to hear this. She already had her Mao pantsuits, Scooby Van, and oxygen bottles ready to go.

[philetus]

In the first second, I read that as “despot Jong-un is NOT dead as defecaters from his evil regime also say they believe he is still healthy”.
Strangely it works just fine.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Official statement;

“He not ronery.”

[mumblypeg]

Sounds like a coup attempt that failed. Mass executions to follow, and bodies *will* be displayed.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Kim Jung-Un is the new Ruth Bader Ginsburg. They keep bouncing up after proclaimed dead.

[MuttTheHoople]

[PghBaldy]

South Korea does not want him dead, so they deny he is dead until North Korea offers proof one way or the other.

[Leep]

[TheRightGuy]

Fox: 'No suspicious movements signs of life have so far been detected.'

there, fixed it

[jmacusa]

He’s not NOT dead.

[jmacusa]

I believe it when the ever irrepressible, rapid fire(sometimes faux sorrowful) fast talking North Korean tv ‘’presenter’’ Ru-chen Hee, “The Lady In Pink’’ gives us all the straight dope.

[BradyLS]

“Kim recently resurfaced after a bout with Covid-19 that left the seamonster dead.”

[nickcarraway]

I was skeptical of the reports?

[Iscool]

He went to Bernie’s for the week end...

[Eleutheria5]

Surprise.

[catnipman]

surely most here remember than old kid’s game of pulling petals off of daises and chanting:

he’s alive ... he’s alive not ... he’s alive ... he’s alive not ... he’s alive ... he’s alive not ...

[Diana in Wisconsin]

He must’ve had Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s doctors flown in to start him on her workout regime! Miraculous!

[Diana in Wisconsin]