Robert W. Gore, the inventor of Gore-Tex fabric, dead at 83

Herald Mail Media ^ | September 19, 2020 | Anonymous

[ArtDodger]

Elixir strings are the best I have used in my 45 years of music playing.

[Bonemaker]

When is Al Gore going to die instead of a namesake who actually did something useful.

[Mastador1]

Wait...................you mean it wasn’t invented by Al just before he invented the internet while he and Tipper were being the basis for Love Story?

[sasquatch]

I’ve had many goretex coats. None held up
for more than a few seasons.

[sauropod]

Heh.

Newark, Delaware

[AlaskaErik]

I’ve had many goretex coats. None held up for more than a few seasons.

Red China knockoffs?

[EEGator]

Got drunk there a thousand or so times.

[SaveFerris]

[sasquatch]

Well, of course the coats haven’t held up for you.

You’re out there in the woods and the mountains and the snow all the time, trying not to be photographed and if you are photographed it’s with the worst camera possible.

[Abby4116]

Step-father of Chris Coons.

[Rebelbase]

Took me a second to catch that. Good job!

[Rebelbase]

Gortex killed the 60/40 rain gear.

[Species8472]

You win the internet today!
That’s funny!