New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Zoom D*ck Incident

Vice ^ | October 19, 2020 | Laura Wagner

[fatima]

Why can’t they keep their clothes on?

[NautiNurse]

Here's one where the TX mayor uses the men's room with his hot mic.

However, Toobin's Zoom activity are very likely actionable. He has always been a creep. Best story of the week.

[BiteYourSelf]

Twas no big thing. 🤭

[kiryandil]

It’s twue...

[DJ Frisat]

Weird -- I was surprised to see him turn up on one of the nightly Fox News shows late last week. I looked at my wife and asked 'What's he doing on here? He's usually on CNN.'

After this, he'll probably be identified as 'frequent Fox New contributor, Jeffrey Toobin'...

Too bad.

What a dickhead, no pun intended...

[RitchieAprile]

always wear pants when working from home.

[NautiNurse]

Thought he was zooming with his underage girlfriend? An innocent mistake.

Jeffrey Toobin does have a child by a long-time mistress. They were both married to other people at the time. She refused his requests to have an abortion. Then he refused a paternity test. Now he pays child support. Daily News

[M Kehoe]

Hi.

A DI once told me, you don’t stick your dick where you eat your lunch.

Yes, Sgt. Jones was a seer.

5.56mm

[InterceptPoint]

What!!! Another Dickcident? This has to end.

[miserare]

I’m sure their mamas and their rabbis taught them better.

[Bubba_Leroy]

By the way, I hate how Zoom turns on your microphone and video camera, by default.

You can change the default in your Zoom settings to turn off your video and mute your microphone whenever you join a meeting. OTOH, unless I know for a certainty otherwise, I always assume that the camera and mic are on.

When I had to start participating in Zoom conferences I bought a camera/microphone that plugs into a USB port in the front of my PC. Whenever I am not using it I unplug it.

[Bubba_Leroy]

A lot of perverts do this as a power trip to ‘assault’ someone.

The 21st Century version of a flasher wearing a raincoat.

[doug from upland]

[FamiliarFace]

First the love child, now this. His poor, poor wife.

[shotgun]

[CodeJockey]

Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper could not be reached for comment.

[SE Mom]

My, my, my, the wee Toobin has flopped;)

[spacejunkie2001]

exactly. he got busted though

[spudville]

Why can’t these morons keep their hands out of their pants?

Because they are people with no character. What they do when they think no one is watching, as in this instance, are who they truly are.

[NautiNurse]

We’re hoping Toobin is back on CNN for election night. We had such fun watching Wolf Blitzer’s bottom lip quivering and Jeffrey Toobin’s seething anger as state after state went for Donald Trump in 2016. Great fun!