GOP candidate accused of pandering after he transforms into cowboy for Texas congressional run

Houston Chronicle ^

[Bratch]

[BillyBoy]

Transsoutherners:

Transwomen:

[sport]

Conway Twitty
Don’t Call Him a Cowboy.

[NFHale]

Nicely done, Billy!!!

[frank ballenger]

Thanks for the reminder. Great Conway Twitty song.

And if he ain’t good in the saddle
Lord, you won’t be satisfied
So don’t call him a cowboy
Until you’ve seen him ride
He was a Hollywood idea
Of the wild and wooly west
In his French designer blue jeans
And his custom tailored vest
You’re thinkin’ he’s the real thing
But I think you oughta know
He can’t even make it through
A one night rodeo, no

[sport]

You are welcome.

[Impy]

I think I’m Transfloridian.

[BillyBoy]

You can use that one if you ever get caught doing crazy stuff (like being arrested for trying to run over squirrels with a tank). Just say “I self-identify as a Florida Man”