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Suspect falls from Subway restaurant ceiling with stolen deli meat, police say
East Idaho News ^ | May 20, 2021 | Eric Grossarth

Posted on 05/21/2021 9:26:35 AM PDT by bgill

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To: bgill

He’ll probably sue Subway because their ceiling injured him.


21 posted on 05/21/2021 9:58:15 AM PDT by KittyKares (I miss President Trump!)
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To: bgill

Stole more meat then he could fly with.


22 posted on 05/21/2021 9:58:50 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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To: DPMD

Where’s the beef?


23 posted on 05/21/2021 10:01:36 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: bgill; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; mylife

He tried to ham, but they cheesed him.


24 posted on 05/21/2021 10:05:58 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: gundog

His bag of rocks is what gave him away.


25 posted on 05/21/2021 10:08:53 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: DPMD

*groan* Good one.


26 posted on 05/21/2021 10:41:38 AM PDT by Pining_4_TX (O Lord, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! Psalm 8:9)
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To: bgill
Moore refused to come out of a closed stall, and police pulled him out by his feet.

An undignified end to a major crime spree. They didn't treat Al Capone like this...

27 posted on 05/21/2021 10:52:23 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: bgill

Suspect: I am amazed at the toilets in prison. They’re all on the inside.


28 posted on 05/21/2021 11:09:12 AM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Blurb2350

Yes, tuna with no tuna....
Earlier was a chemical called azodicarbonamide used in yoga mats to make them pliable that subway used in all their buns to make them easier to work with. So clever. They later agreed to “phase it out” after national ridicule.


29 posted on 05/21/2021 11:15:37 AM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: frank ballenger

I learned recently that many non-premium ice creams contain propylene glycol, i.e., anti-freeze! Further reason to limit oneself to the premium brands.


30 posted on 05/21/2021 2:47:38 PM PDT by Blurb2350 (posted from my 1500-watt blow dryer)
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What you’re saying is Nancy Pelosi was right. $7 a half pint delivered to her mansion by servants is the way to go.


31 posted on 05/21/2021 4:27:54 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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