Posted on 04/01/2022 10:07:38 AM PDT by Hostage
It’s all part of the plan.
The problem we really have is that the American people have become total cowards. Too cowardly to stand up when these monsters want to disfigure and pervert their children, too cowardly to stop them from forcing poison into our veins via untested vaccines that have been known to kill the animals tested in earlier studies, too cowardly to stand up and force corrupt leaders to pay for their crimes, too cowardly to call out and demand fair elections etc...
That is the real problem. We seem to have nothing left that we feel is worth actually expending the energy and the blood it will take to stop what is happening. So, next we will be eating bugs and fake food at the behest of the government and evil cohorts.
It is self destruction.
Yep, April Fool . . . but I would still like for them to stampede and big herd of cattle through the Capitol building and the White House . . . just to make a point.
Maybe I just got had on April 1st, but maybe not.
I don’t like stories like this even in jest - it gives the sumbitches ideas.
Why wouldn’t states just say NO, we will do what we want? Desantis has the balls to protect Florida’s cattle industry.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. This story is b******* without some sort of corroborating sources along with it.
I’m assuming it’s satire.
One of the reasons I believe Denny calls for a flat tax for ludicrous is because of fair portion of the country gets its fairly significant income from the tax industry. A flat tax would put them all out of work which would destroy their economy. Same thing with this. We’ve got bigger fish to fry and more serious risks to worry about right now.
Bingo. A nation of pu$$ies deserves to fall.
However, if Americans STOP being pu$$ies, that metric will be reversed very, very quickly, and great glory has a chance of returning.
/righto! With them it is all looney-tunes all the time.
NOTICE
This is an April Fool’s article and the FDA ban on real meat is a fictional scenario. A primary reason why we post April Fool’s articles is to act as warnings. We want to wake people up to see what could happen if actions aren’t taken to protect and preserve freedom.
Over the years, many of our April Fool’s “jokes” have come true, including our fictional prediction of adult vaccine mandates and internment camps. This isn’t a coincidence. This is planned, and you can see it happening around you. The future of your personal and medical freedoms has not yet been decided. The ending will depend on you.
Grocery chains are already shucking off this fake meat upon us, at prices HIGHER than the natural meats they claim to be the replacement for.
We have had textured vegetable protein for some times now, going back to about the time of the Carter Administration, which was supposed to be an extender for hamburger. The product has its place, in that it has very long shelf life, but nobody was ever fooled.
Banning real meat has its roots in the “ethical” treatment of domestic livestock, like swine, beef cattle, sheep and poultry, and sometimes, the methods of slaughter and butchering were pretty brutal. But over the years, the conditions were made much more swift and with relatively little pain inflicted, and the butchering was made much more efficient and done over far more hygienic conditions than ever before.
AS a food source, animal flesh provides a very high quality of protein, and when bred for specific characteristics, the fat content, which contains most of the flavor, is much more evenly spread through the tissue, making it both more digestible and more flavorful. And it satisfies a deep-seated human preference in many folks.
But not all. The few who are repulsed by the very idea want us all to alter our thinking and renounce beef, chicken, pork, mutton, and even the celebratory Thanksgiving turkey. Talk about the tyranny of the minority.
That fake vegetable meat is full of sodium. Its not healthy.
I was thinking they were counting illegal aliens, too. But dead voters makes sense, too.
That won’t stop them though.
I have no doubt this is what they really intend for us eventually anyways, even if this is April Fool’s Day.
There was a great line in Yellowstone, Season 4 where Kevin Costner explains to the animal rights activist that the fields can’t be plowed to produce vegetables without killing worms, moles, mice, snakes etc.
His final remark, something like:
“You just want to protect the cute animals.”
This year perhaps, but it is coming. I Timothy 3: “They forbid people to marry and order them to abstain from certain foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth.” End times prophesy.
Ask yourself this: why are the grey aliens grey?
They don’t eat real meat.
Isn’t it obvious? Also we cannot have built the pyramids without help, it was just too difficult. All those rocks. 3250 BC. Think about it.
Just think about it.
April fools today.
Real headline next week.
look for “bugs are yummy” articles
how come livestock damage the atmosphere but not wild animals?
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