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Nudist summoned to court for walking down street with todger out arrives naked
UK Daily Star ^ | October 2, 2022 | Lizzie McAllister

Posted on 10/03/2022 8:52:59 AM PDT by packagingguy

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To: packagingguy

Where does he keep his wallet?


21 posted on 10/03/2022 9:13:33 AM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: packagingguy

I guess they could have arrested him for carrying an UNconcealed weapon, too.


22 posted on 10/03/2022 9:14:12 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“I used to be nothing but a Deplorable Clinger, but I've been promoted to Brigadier Ultra-MAGA”)
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To: Mr. K
"one of my favorite movie scenes is in “Catch 22” when Orson Welles (playing a General) is handing out medals to some of the men, and one of them shows up in line wearing nothing."

Good flick, but also calls to mind a deleted scene from Mel Gibson's, "We Were Soldiers."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q-hLyUZS9E

23 posted on 10/03/2022 9:16:03 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: beethovenfan

See post 13.


24 posted on 10/03/2022 9:16:13 AM PDT by packagingguy
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To: dayglored

“Oh NO, the smiling nurse replied, it says Shorty’s restaurant,Chattanooga Tennessee!”


25 posted on 10/03/2022 9:16:37 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Remember the Karen who demanded a guy’s name and he said it was Hugh Mungus. She tried to get him arrested for harassment.


26 posted on 10/03/2022 9:20:06 AM PDT by ladyjane ( )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
(Boogity, boogity)
He likes to show off his physique
(Boogity, boogity)
If there’s an audience to be found
He’ll be streakin’ around
Invitin’ public critique

There’s a picture out there and it isn’t much to brag about.


27 posted on 10/03/2022 9:21:56 AM PDT by bgill (Which came first, the vax or the virus?)
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To: packagingguy

Most of the fines were for not wearing a mask.


28 posted on 10/03/2022 9:22:56 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Mr. Slinky.


29 posted on 10/03/2022 9:23:50 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; Rebelbase

30 posted on 10/03/2022 9:24:19 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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31 posted on 10/03/2022 9:26:45 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: packagingguy

Gives a whole new meaning to Iberian blood sausage...which I will probably never eat again.


32 posted on 10/03/2022 9:27:23 AM PDT by moovova
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33 posted on 10/03/2022 9:30:52 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: know.your.why

No. It suggests he’s mentally ill. Totally daft


34 posted on 10/03/2022 9:43:03 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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Sorry. I forgot the /s sarcasm tag. Gotta remember the ‘pedantic factor’ of some folks here.


35 posted on 10/03/2022 9:47:47 AM PDT by know.your.why (If you dont watch the MSM you are uninformed. If you do watch the MSM you are misinformed.)
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To: packagingguy

“The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path.”

Attention novelists: Here’s the opening sentence of your next one.


36 posted on 10/03/2022 9:56:15 AM PDT by aculeus
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To: Mr. K

Back in another life when I was a SCUBA instructor, I used to take beginner classes to Lalo Beach in San Carlos, Mexico. To get there, we had to drive to the other side of Tetas de Cabra mountain, right past the old set for Catch 22.


37 posted on 10/03/2022 10:03:25 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

LOL must have read that line twice (or more). First read it
was seen as ‘lodger is out’. Seinfeld would call the thingamajig “Johnson”. Kramer’s idea gone one step too far,
letting it all hang out and feeling free.


38 posted on 10/03/2022 10:05:44 AM PDT by V K Lee (Our CONSTITUTION. Written with DIVINE assistance by very wise men. A document unlike any other.)
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To: bigdaddy45

I met my other half at a nudist resort. I really like the idea I could honestly see what I was getting.


39 posted on 10/03/2022 10:11:15 AM PDT by JoJo354 (I am in mourning for the United States of America.)
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To: V K Lee

‘lodger is out’

LOL. You must be an innkeeper. ;>)


40 posted on 10/03/2022 10:21:38 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“I used to be nothing but a Deplorable Clinger, but I've been promoted to Brigadier Ultra-MAGA”)
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