[ChicagoConservative27]

Just imagine if Trump said half of the crap that diaper brain spouts... 🙄🙄

[leaning conservative]

Maybe he mistook his house for his mind.....

[dforest]

He lies like a rug all the time and he still is allowed to be President. Other countries laugh at the US and think we are stupid for electing this slug.

[pnz1]

A multi-millionaire “almost lost” part of (one of) his houses in a fire. I’m sure the people felt he was sympathetic to their pain.. /s

[Scrambler Bob]

So, we used to say:

Liar, Liar, House on fire.

[popdonnelly]

Is Biden a compulsive liar?

[pepsi_junkie]

[griswold3]

Bet he had a fridge bigger than Pelosi’s. That would be a huge loss for me.

[rlmorel]

He could have brought up Corn Pop:

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BIDEN STAFFER 1: Okay...we good to go?

BIDEN STAFFER 2: Uh, yeah. Umm...good. Good. Uhh...I'm a little concerned...

BIDEN STAFFER 1: I know. Corn Pop. He's been getting triggered lately by the Corn Pop thing.

BIDEN STAFFER 2: What do we do?

BIDEN STAFFER 1: I know. Every time we go live, it is like juggling chain saws and nitroglycerin.

BIDEN STAFFER 2: I'm really worried. Last time, he started in on him and Corn Pop sharing some crack and hookers, and...

BIDEN STAFFER 1: Yeah. That was a close thing. Look take your cues from me, not him. If you see me do the cut, you cut, no questions asked, okay?

BIDEN STAFFER 2: Uh okay...Ah. We are ready!

BIDEN STAFFER 1: Here we go! 3...2...1...(signals STAFFER 2)

BIDEN: Today I want to talk about my good friend Corn Pop! We had just popped a cap into a guy named Gimpy who shorted us on our Crack supply...

BIDEN STAFFER 1: (signalling furiously with a chop across the throat)

BIDEN STAFFER 2: AGGGGGHHHH! My mouse came unplugged! What's the key command? I can't...I can't...Oh God...

BIDEN: ...so we took all his crack and got some of the hookers, and picked up some Mad Dog to go back to the hotel room with...

BIDEN STAFFER 1: (runs over to the wall and begins pulling every power cable out of the wall he can see, but Biden's face is still on the live monitor, and he can hear Biden's voice over his headset)

BIDEN: ...we did a few hits, and laughed about old Gimpy as he lay there on the ground! I got pretty trashed, and I had a teleconference with the President but even though I could barely speak, he didn't even notice! I got a good laugh out of that later, but as I was talking, I nearly choked on a Skittle and started turning blue! Well, Corn Pop ran over...

BIDEN STAFFER 1: (runs over to the camera equipment and does a flying body block into it, scattering it and Biden's voice and video disappears from the monitoring screen)

BIDEN: Are we done? Is there anything for lunch? Do we have any of the butterscotch pudding cups?

BIDEN STAFFER 2: (resting his head on his forearms, face down on the table...weeping softly) I...I can't take it anymore. I need this job...I have a mortgage and two kids...

[dead]

America's least favorite fabulist.

[cpdiii]

Joe tells lies.
His staff tells him not to repeat those lies again.
He repeats the lies as his reality in his senile mind and his lies become one and the same.

[matt04]

So he had a lighting strike which started a small kitchen fire which was contained to a part of the kitchen. Sure probably had smoke damage to things like bedding, couches, fabric, etc. and some water damage, but was the house was probably livable in a day or two after a company like ServePro came in ad did clean up.

[ronnie raygun]

Joe is such a part of everyone’s life

[Neverlift]

He is just confused. The fire was from when Hunter dropped his crack pipe.

[Sirius Lee]

“In a way, I was raised in a hurricane...”