Of course if nobody claims the cat or adopts the cat within 3 weeks or so, they might have to put her down per policy.
Posted on 11/02/2022 7:33:03 PM PDT by cotton1706
Feed her only cat food, and only allow her to use a litter box in corner of the class room in full view of everybody
Bookmark.
“Just write yourself a check for x million dollars”
Then you would be self-identifying as the Social Security Trust Fund:
;-)
It’s got to that point where we need to start doing so, wake up their stupid butts up for once and for all.
The kid should be in a mental institution.
I think post 11 is on to something. https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/4105762/posts?page=11#11
MSN has gone off the rails again.
Ping
Mine identifies as a king.
Pretty much the same thing. 😏
Whose to say, they were ever on the rails, to begin with? 🤪🤗😂
She should announce that she identifies as her owner and bring a package of cat treats and feed them to her then complain to the principal when she refuses to eat them.
Or she should just tell her “Off! You know you aren’t allowed on the bus seats! Bad cat! You stay on the floor!”
“An insider close to the girl’s family also told Herald Sun that there is no specific protocol for students who identify as animals.”
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Well to be honest, in a sane world, there wouldn’t need to be such a protocol. However, if one needs to be made, I suggest it should be, asap. Otherwise, we shall have dogs and cats mingling together in school buildings and chaos will reign.
Who the he!! in a school, or any other environment would put up with such nonsense? Find out what the problem is with this child and get some help for the poor soul! I suspect there are serious problems with her home-life and she is being abused in some manner. This “identify as whatever you wish and we will just accommodate you” nonsense has to stop!
(I was hoping this was some type of satire, but I’m afraid I might be disappointed).
And the inmates are running the asylum!
You’re never broke if you still have checks in the checkbook - Liberal economics.
I wonder what they do when she starts coughing up hair balls.
Hair balls, nothing, wait until using the litter box!
Of course if nobody claims the cat or adopts the cat within 3 weeks or so, they might have to put her down per policy.
And taking craps in the drawers of the teacher’s desk.
Drag her down to the vet and get her spayed. At least something positive would come of the insanity.
I want you to be a Dinosuar...
If the rest of the class is behind, and being taught at the level of the lowest, she might actually be the smartest in the class.
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