Posted on 12/09/2022 3:06:22 PM PST by algore
But now the FR Libertarians finally, at last, can point to something that illustrates the freedom vouchsafed from the government after we lost close elections so they could have symbolic votes.
Just kidding, don’t shoot me.
There was an old crone from Nantucket
Who went topless, so proud as they stuck out
But she walked down the beach
And tripped on her teats
She put on her shirt and said “F%#k it!”
It will probably stop when Whoopi Goldberg or Hillary Clinton make an appearance.
There was one clean but not very good limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it
There’s a humor book There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed to Amuse and Offend
by Ronald Stanza (2015). Got it as a bargain bin book.
Now the work. Unseeing that picture.
It’s like the Gahan Wilson cartoon of a kid’s 10 cent lemonade stand with adults in agony a feet behind, holding their stomachs crawling to “$5 Antidotes to Lemonade.”
“Be warned! The women who go topless are not the ones you want to see topless!”
I will take my chances.
Think about a pair of long stockings with an orange at the bottom. And moobs. That’s more likely what you’ll see.
I imagine it’s a bit nipply today.
Same as on European beaches. A lot of the time, this is true. But occasionally there is someone worth looking at.
This thread is useless without the pictures .............
“to allow all people — including women”
I;m glad they clarified that. I was starting to wonder if all people included half the population.
“This thread is useless without the pictures .............”
I have pictures. The thread is better without the pictures.
You’ll have to carry some eye bleach when you go there. I can just imagine which women are going to go topless.
There was a topless woman from Nantucket...
....
There’s got to be a limerick in there somewhere.
All I need is 4 more lines.
Help!
“This thread is useless without the pictures .............
Don’t you dare!
Of course, summer on Cape Odd last about a week so it's not as big a deal as you'd think. The ones to worry about are the B00BS citizens who bare it all at -15 in January.
Kinda like the men look naked at that age.
As a teenager i saw pic of old naked man. Scared me. It was black and limp
Unfortunately, east coast women will not meet much of a standard for attractiveness.
Lotsa blubber for great whites if they go in the water.
“Think about a pair of long stockings with an orange at the bottom. And moobs. That’s more likely what you’ll see.”
Well, I just ignore those and focus on the young winsome things.
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