Lutheran Church Recites ’Sparkle Creed’ Describing ’Nonbinary God’ and Jesus’ ’Two Dads’

Daily Caller ^ | 27 June A.D. 2023 | Kate Anderson

[crusty old prospector]

That’s a good one.

[windsorknot]

“Sparkle Creed” = Red Flag. Run Away!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

And they are herding the sheep to Hell.

[lightman]

There are no millstones too heavy nor any seas too deep.

[Salvavida]

First fall, it isn’t a church. A church doesn’t blasphemy the Lord.

[right way right]

The Devils time is short.
Only God determines what short is and the Devil is screwed.

[lightman]

Aye, but not soon enough!

[right way right]

He is SO damn screwed.

[windsorknot]

Satan chose poorly. He’s definitely on the losing team.

[SaveFerris]

[Albion Wilde]

Attention!

The church described above
is NOTthe LCMS
(Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod),
a scripturally faithful denomination in no way connected
to this church in the opening post.

[Albion Wilde]

I, too, walked out of two different UMCs: 1996 and 2000. Did not stick around for the third strike. Found a Biblically faithful congregation / denomination.

[SaveFerris]

[The church also prayed for the upcoming Pride festival]

[MinorityRepublican]

Acknowledging this painful history, we as a congregation confess our complicity in the theft of Native land and acknowledge that we have not yet honored our treaties.

Go back to Scandinavia.

[libh8er]

Lutheran Church responsible for turning Minnesota into Somalia.

[SaveFerris]

The ground is being prepared for the debut of Satan’s anti-messiah and the False Prophet with him

[SaveFerris]

[The church also prayed for the upcoming Pride festival]

[Olog-hai]

I believe in the non-binary God, whose pronouns are plural.

I believe in Jesus Christ, their child, who wore a fabulous tunic and had two dads, and who saw everyone has a sibling child of God.

I believe in the rainbow Spirit, who shatters our image of one white light and refracts it into a rainbow of gorgeous diversity.

I believe in the church of everyday saints, as numerous, creative and resilient as patches on the AIDS quilt, whose feet are grounded in mud and whose eyes gaze at the stars in Wonder.

I believe in the calling to each of us, that love is love is love; so beloved, let us love.

I believe, glorious God. Help my unbelief.

Amen.

I believe I have not read something so blasphemous, paganistic and satanic in quite a long time. Small-Stokes is bringing many curses upon herself and those she leads astray with this travesty of a creed.

To paraphrase Tolkien on the shattering of white light, he (or she) who breaks a thing merely to find out what it is has departed from the path of wisdom.

[Adder]

I assume the congregation complied, stood and recited, etc?

Sick freaks.

[small farm girl]

I’m going to throw up. I left my former church over less. They accepted the ucc rewording of the Lord’s prayer...instead of our Father it was something like “our earthly one”. Bye.